Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my mother asking me if I was okay. Confused, I asked her what she meant. She then told me that my boyfriend had broken up with me, and she just wanted to make sure I was handling it alright. I had to find out my relationship was over from my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. I tried to hide my sadness from my mom. She still noticed, and tried to cheer me up. She took me to a funeral. FML
Today, after my girlfriend told her mother that she is seeing a different guy than me because her mother doesn’t approve of me, I learned that she is also seeing said guy. FML
Today, my girlfriend invited me over for the first time. I pulled up to her house just to be denied at the front door by her mum. She'd invited me over to break up with me, but had her mum do it for her. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents. My dad thought it'd be hilarious to act surprised and ask me if I'd already dumped the girlfriend I introduced him to yesterday. She slapped me and stormed out of the house before my dad could tell her it was a joke. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her mom who had passed away years ago told her that I was cheating on her, telepathically. FML
Today, my girlfriend and her mom dropped me off at home. I told my girlfriend that I loved her. She said nothing, then her mom blurted out, "I love you too!" and drove away. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML
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BehindTheSun 2
... Dude, you never leave a new girlfriend alone with your mom. Good things do not happen.
Zmeilerr 22
It's your relationship, you should be in control.
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Comments (81)
BehindTheSun 2
... Dude, you never leave a new girlfriend alone with your mom. Good things do not happen.
DocBastard 40
Truthiness is a perfectly cromulent word.
KingDingALing 9
Actually, girls shouldn't leave their boyfriends with their mother. Chances are they might bang bang skeet skeet.
Dark_Charizard 0
o.O
starile 20
People keep assuming that the mom did or said something to make the gf break up with OP. Maybe she's been wanting to break up with him and found it easier to make his mom do it than do it herself.
wDeemish 0
BehindTheSun isn't that Joe Brooks in your DP :p ?
BehindTheSun 2
I was under the impression that it was some guy named Alexander something or another, but I suppose it could be the guy you mentioned. I never post my own pictures on websites, seems stupid. I just liked the guitar in the pic.
DreamyMia 16
well... if I was to be alone with my boyfriend's mother she would probably kill me with hate... so no, no good can come from that... I'm sorry for you OP... but if she didn't have the guts to tell you herself she wasn't worth keeping anyway.
cadillacgal79 32
14-I've been left with my boyfriends grandma and we get along just fine.
Cinn_fml 23
Ok, so did your mum try and get this to happen, or was your girlfriend just wussy enough to not be able to tell her yourself? Because neither is a good scenario, the former means you should find out what your mum's problem was, and if it was trivial ignore her and get your girl back, or listen to her/consider her point if it's a valid one. If your girlfriend was just a wuss, be glad she's gone, a girl like that doesn't have high hopes of being happy in a relationship if she can't communicate her issues in one.
DocBastard 40
Why do u have 2 b so serius all da time?? Liten up! Lololol Just wanted to get that out of the way before the other asshats. Good advice, as usual.
Cinn_fml 23
Why thank you. But for a moment there I thought I'd have to bother correcting grammar/spelling. Phew! :P
Zmeilerr 22
And the award for most intelligent commenter goes to.... We'll find out after the break!
ieatdeadcats 0
I agree with 19, you are always writing serious responds! half the crap on here is fake anyways.
Zmeilerr 22
EDIT: **** the comment bug
sweet_candy_ 17
Ooooh burn :
Zmeilerr 22
And the award for most intelligent commenter goes to.... We'll find out after the break!
LegendLong 0
Set up.
Immersion 0
perhaps she did that because she wanted to essentially soften the impact of the pain by ur mum saying it or she was a pussy in that she has no guts to tell you face to face
kimsycraver 4
heya i was laughing so hard about fml...
Trollz4daLULZ 2
What did you expect, when you go and have a mother like that. It serves your right for ever even CONSIDERING having a mother.
Selena_is_back 7
Right? I mean, who has a mother these days????
theannonymousone 0
Selena, will you marry me?
Selena_is_back 7
NO.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
Mercy, that sounds vaguely like a kid's book I read all those decades ago when television was called "books". Anyway, if it were my utopia, there'd be no fire hydrants either. Anyone whose house caught fire deserves it for having a house, so no need for fire departments or fire hydrants. QED.
juhnaynay 0
what a shitty girlfriend she can't even tell you herself