Today, my girlfriend and her mom dropped me off at home. I told my girlfriend that I loved her. She said nothing, then her mom blurted out, "I love you too!" and drove away. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML
Today, I told my mom, "I love you". She responded with, "What? I never told you I loved you." FML
Today, I told my mom I loved her a lot. Her reply? "Thanks." FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I love her for the first time. She said, "Thanks." FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. After breaking the news to my parents, I heard my dad mutter when I left, "Damn it, I liked her better than him." My mother didn't protest. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she loved me for the first time. Unfortunately, it was her way of saying that she didn't want to lose me after cheating on me yesterday. FML
Today, I finally told my girlfriend of four months that I love her. Her response was, "Uh... thanks?" FML
Today, wanting to be romantic, I came home with flowers, and told my girlfriend that I loved her and that I never wanted us to fall apart. Before I could finish my second sentence, she farted, said, "Aww, that's so sweet" and quickly excused herself to go to the bathroom. FML
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Top comments
widgywoo 8
At least she loves you (:
marinus_fml 20
Cue threesome jokes.
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Comments (116)
widgywoo 8
At least she loves you (:
bravesfan112233 0
threesome?
leeshxx 3
one of the most overused phrases on fml^
Aerious 0
I'd hope she was a MILF..
L3Paparazzo 7
sympathetic i love you :P
robbiboyo 0
dump the girlfriend, date the mom.
flippinsweet17 0
No, no, you guys have it all wrong. See what happened was, the mother and the daughter were having issues in their relationship. They both thought the other had an easy life. The next morning they both woke up and realized that they'd switched bodies, switched lives! The mother said "I love you" because she's actually the daughter! This must have been posted on Friday...
germanottapearl 0
haha yes
WeezyBites 6
NotFunii, why can't you just type like a normal person?
Anyoniemous 0
34- Or in the moms case it DBFILF lol ( daughters boyfriend...)
sterlingarcher 1
bahahahaha
samsanpoet 0
women are just so evil! your evil laugh confirms this!
sterlingarcher 1
mwahahaha yes I am evil! lol jk jk
livin_plur 0
u have no idea XP
samsanpoet 0
every man knows the wrath of a woman. we learn it the hard way
sterlingarcher 1
haha we aren't that bad
karch 0
hell hath no wrath like that of a women's fury
Jonny_Trump 0
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
Aim4thebullseye 4
and then we learn it again after we mess up by doing the same thing we did b4 again
sterlingarcher 1
haha
dark_path 0
maybe your girlfriend didn't hear you, and your mom did?
robnunzi12 2
her mom
KMilliron 2
Akwarrrrd...
m0tl3ycru3 0
stacys mom has got it goin on!
flighted 1
I'm no spelling Nazi, but it's AWKward lol ok goodbye.
marinus_fml 20
Cue threesome jokes.
sterlingarcher 1
lol
ImInABox 6
Milf?
Radek18 0
I can actually see spongebob asking that o,O
robotiick 12
^win
KeyOfTheTwilight 1
SOMEONE said it back. Be happy for that.
damselchelle 4
Yeah, OP. Why ain't you with the mama? She da freak!
sourgirl101 29
Your girlfriend probably felt shy to say that she loved you back in front of her mom but hell, at least the mom loves you!
Katana9990 3
are you on the toilet or something?
agaba 0
haha 88
flighted 1
true, i feel awkward saying it in front of my dad to my boyfriend.
notsoluckypup 12
Haha. Yeah, she was probably just shy in front of her mom. My mom would SO do that though! Baha...
notbanned69 0
14 year olds don't know love.
aquariusangel420 0
Anyone can know love age doesn't matter You learn you live you grow!
fadingaway 17
1. Who said they were 14? 2. That's not true. It's rare, but depending on the couple, it can be real. I know a married couple in their 30s who've been dating since they were 12. Sounds like love to me.
skaterpaige 3
yeah i hate when ppl but an age to love..it doesnt happen often but its definetly possible:)