By that guy - 06/02/2015 16:56 - United States - Atascadero

Today, my girlfriend told her parents that she's pregnant. We have never even come close to having sex, but she told them I'm the father. Not only is my girlfriend cheating on me, but her father now wants me dead. FML
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RebeccaRFT 18

Dump her. And don't help with the baby. She cannot make you stay and take care of it.

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Tigron_fml 6

you poor ******* bastard....you have my sympathy

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lRain 6

I think it's good it was her parents. You can be done with her and her family for good. No need for DNA test if you guys haven't come close to sex. Life is too short to deal with drama queens. Move on.

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TheDarkOne1821 7

the truth will all work itself out in the end, and there is always DNA test, you could have,one done and show her parents

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causeforalarm 6

This sounds like a job for.....Maury Povich! Might want to practice your break dancing for after the DNA results.

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lawlerblades 5

Do a DNA test. If you run off you'll still pay child care

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Witchylady 17

Dump her. And in front of her dad demand a paternity test. And reiterate that you both have never had sex

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