By nick - 27/06/2016 03:44 - United States - Highland Park

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend started making pig noises during sex. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Well, pigs can have 30 minute orgasms. She was probably trying to channel her inner sex demon.

After finishing you can go with "That'll do pig."

Comments

OnlySkyrimStays 11

Perhaps you called her 'Babe' and she misinterpreted it.

You mean like "Freeze!" and "Drop the weapon!" ..?

You make her squeal, you must be doing it right.

Or gotten her faking techniques from some weird porno. Either of the two...

maybe it means she thinks you're an animal in bed so good job mate

Squeal like a piggy Deliverance. Surprised nobody has made that reference

davek 36

Is your name David Cameron?

Must have been doing your job then...what are you complaining about?

You are now Cermet and she is Miss Piggy

I guess if you like a "animal" in bed then it's perfect for you.