Today, my girlfriend started a conversation with "I don't want to break up" and ended the conversation with "I think I'd be better off alone." So I guess I'm now single. I think. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML
Today, I wanted to text my girlfriend but lately we'd been at a loss for things to talk about. I thought, "Come on, she's your girlfriend, what's the worst that could happen." One hour and twenty two minutes later, I was single. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Today, a guy I had developed feelings for broke things off with me, giving me a version of the “it’s not you, it’s me” line. This was the first person I had liked/wanted to date in almost 8 years. I think I’m destined to be alone. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that we should take a break from our relationship, because it'd be best for the both of us. Later, I found out that she really meant it'd be best for her and her new boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me telling me I have problems communicating and that I didn't understand her. When I asked her why she didn't talk to me about this before she said "I didn't want to talk about it." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was unsuccessful at a job interview, and she didn't want to be with someone who "has no future". She's unemployed too. FML
Today, I decided to break up with my girlfriend. I sat her down and gave her the speech. She broke down in tears and said, “Why does every guy always abandon me? Why am I never good enough?” I felt so bad for her that I took back the breakup and we’re still together now. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
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kimmi41509 10
Makes no sense. Sounds like she needs to get her mind straightened out.
perdix 31
She's probably ******* that cantaloupe already! You didn't stand a chance against that leather-skinned melon, you poor bastard!
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Comments (115)
2112mike 4
You gotta combine both sentences. "I don't want to break up, but I think I'm better off alone." sorry op
MDM15 5
It's self explanatory! She is clearly a lesbian
JoeRogansBEARD 15
Go screw her sister to get back at her
shannonreneee 11
So every time you get dumped you viciously lash out in hopes to hurt them? Seems pretty immature...
auzz1_pride 9
Sounds like she wants to go out there and experiment, she's entering that bisexual stage of her life FYL, OP.
DocBastard 40
This sounds like creative editing to me. Sounds to me like she's only your "girlfriend" in your head. Here's the way it really went down: "I don't want to break up with my boyfriend, so no I won't go out with you! You're just stalking me. Now get out of my house! I think I'd be better off alone." The truth comes out.
perdix 31
Um, perhaps, you possibly coud be a wee bit indecisive. Maybe, maybe not, I don't know. Was it a conversation or a monologue?
akito11 5
Maybe she's confused about something that happened, if she calls or tries to reach you be there for her, id say she's prob goin through something
KiddNYC1O 22
Yeah, through repulsion.
OreoLover123 0
Oh that Sucks
airforce987 20
12 is right. It's just like when someone starts off saying, "with all due respect" and then goes on to say something rude.
phuketboy 19
Welcome to "twilight" 4, she loves you, she loves you not, she is confused, wait she love loves you.. but again she would be better off alone. :)