Today, my girlfriend started a conversation with "I don't want to break up" and ended the conversation with "I think I'd be better off alone." So I guess I'm now single. I think. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML
Today, I wanted to text my girlfriend but lately we'd been at a loss for things to talk about. I thought, "Come on, she's your girlfriend, what's the worst that could happen." One hour and twenty two minutes later, I was single. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Today, a guy I had developed feelings for broke things off with me, giving me a version of the “it’s not you, it’s me” line. This was the first person I had liked/wanted to date in almost 8 years. I think I’m destined to be alone. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that we should take a break from our relationship, because it'd be best for the both of us. Later, I found out that she really meant it'd be best for her and her new boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me telling me I have problems communicating and that I didn't understand her. When I asked her why she didn't talk to me about this before she said "I didn't want to talk about it." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was unsuccessful at a job interview, and she didn't want to be with someone who "has no future". She's unemployed too. FML
Today, I decided to break up with my girlfriend. I sat her down and gave her the speech. She broke down in tears and said, “Why does every guy always abandon me? Why am I never good enough?” I felt so bad for her that I took back the breakup and we’re still together now. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
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kimmi41509 10
Makes no sense. Sounds like she needs to get her mind straightened out.
perdix 31
She's probably ******* that cantaloupe already! You didn't stand a chance against that leather-skinned melon, you poor bastard!
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Comments (115)
laurenmacias 0
Douch
luvscomplic8ed 6
Someone clearly doesn't know what she wants.... :o
kmerritt10 6
Or she meant she doesnt want to but its better for her
clairelolz 5
that says something about your relationship!
mosquito19 14
guess what, she's probably banging your friend
fookyuu3 0
same thing happened to me 2 days ago:
eon07 0
Same shit happened to me. You'll get over it in due time.
kalbrek009 20
There could be a number of things going on, but suffice to say...you'd be better off to ask her straight forward if she is breaking up with you & just wants to spare your feelings or if she'd rather you break it off so she can cry to her friends & do the same thing to the next guy she's with...either way...I'd say you are indeed single...just don't let her pull a mind f*** on you when you start seeing someone else with the "You cheated on me, because (technically) I didn't break up with you yet" BS.
bmwilliams 7
I'm not trying to be rude, but it sounds like there is more to the story.. I know with my ex, we both loved each other and didn't want things to end, but we were both so unhappy at the point in time. We were constantly fighting..and always about stupid little things. To most people, they didn't understand what happened because when they saw us, we always looked so happy. There's always more that goes on behind the scenes that no one sees. I agree that it sucks. All you can do is try to move on. My ex and I have been broken up for 3 months now and I couldn't be happier. He has moved on and is dating someone new, and I am still single and just living life day by day, wherever the road may lead.
kira_the_boss 1
Well bananas are just that important. Now let's all just take a couple minutes to eat a banana :p