Today, my girlfriend started a conversation with "I don't want to break up" and ended the conversation with "I think I'd be better off alone." So I guess I'm now single. I think. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML
Today, I wanted to text my girlfriend but lately we'd been at a loss for things to talk about. I thought, "Come on, she's your girlfriend, what's the worst that could happen." One hour and twenty two minutes later, I was single. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Today, a guy I had developed feelings for broke things off with me, giving me a version of the “it’s not you, it’s me” line. This was the first person I had liked/wanted to date in almost 8 years. I think I’m destined to be alone. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that we should take a break from our relationship, because it'd be best for the both of us. Later, I found out that she really meant it'd be best for her and her new boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me telling me I have problems communicating and that I didn't understand her. When I asked her why she didn't talk to me about this before she said "I didn't want to talk about it." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was unsuccessful at a job interview, and she didn't want to be with someone who "has no future". She's unemployed too. FML
Today, I decided to break up with my girlfriend. I sat her down and gave her the speech. She broke down in tears and said, “Why does every guy always abandon me? Why am I never good enough?” I felt so bad for her that I took back the breakup and we’re still together now. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
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kimmi41509 10
Makes no sense. Sounds like she needs to get her mind straightened out.
perdix 31
She's probably ******* that cantaloupe already! You didn't stand a chance against that leather-skinned melon, you poor bastard!
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Comments (115)
dellis44 7
maybe she wants to have the benefits, but not the title.
Calyx_fml 22
Don't just go along with her passive aggressive bullshit. Break up with her explicitly in no uncertain terms. Don't ask her if you are broken up. Tell her that you are broken up. Period.
mrsmellarkxoxo 0
You are single.
Zachthejoker 10
The mind of a woman is a very complex machine.
SouthernSweetie 13
Is it Facebook official?
Jessieg_98 0
Just add....but
Fluhz 6
Makes sense.
vbrodgers 0
That sucks bro
alwaysHAPPY116 0
Hate thoses kind of convo's always ends unhappy
natepooch 4
Haha bananas (: