Today, my girlfriend ran off with my beloved dog. Why? Yesterday she asked me who I'd choose, and I honestly said that I would choose the dog. FML
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OP here. Just to set things straight, we'd only been dating for about 3 weeks and weren't lifelong friends before that or anything. My dog I've had for 7 years, so yeah, he won. I agree that if it had been the other way around I would have deserved it. The whole thing came up when we were sitting on the couch and I was rubbing my dog's back. Psycho chick then asked why I wasn't rubbing hers instead and asked who I cared for more and choose. "'Cause you can only have one!" Now I have none :(. Still looking for my dog.
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cocacola999 27
Of course. The dog would never ask to choose in such an idiotic way.
blueiceninja 13
The dog would never make you choose
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Comments (148)
nataliewby 25
Well of course you would choose the dog, but you don't tell her you would because then this happens!
WhoopteDo 26
I'll never understand girls.. Be honest but don't be honest..
allplayedout 20
Idk about this particular girl but for most people it's more like "be honest but have a modicum of tact..."
Hiimhaileypotter 53
I would always choose a pet over a person, especially if a person were stupid enough to give me an ultimatum.
BlondePsycho 43
Yeah this seems more like a f her life for being mental feeble.
PenguinBitch 44
What a psycho. For me, pets are family, so I'll inform the authorities about the dognapping.
BlondePsycho 43
In what kind of bizarre an ultimatum was this? Why would she ask you something like that?
Cookiee04 15
she chose the dog too
illusong 16
Sometimes honesty is not the best choice ):
RobinGoodfellow 47
Well, at least you were honest. Foolishly honest, maybe, but she was obnoxious enough to ask you to choose in the first place.
logicrules 11
Your girlfriend sounds barking mad.
WoldowJR 25
No
logicrules 11
Cheers for that
Zebediabolical 45
You're going to report the dog as stolen, right? Presuming it wasn't something you guys got together of course. And change the locks so she can't make off with anything else of yours.
vikky538 29
I hope your dog is more loyal to you than your girlfriend.. hopefully your dog would come back to you...