Today, my girlfriend ran off with my beloved dog. Why? Yesterday she asked me who I'd choose, and I honestly said that I would choose the dog. FML
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OP here. Just to set things straight, we'd only been dating for about 3 weeks and weren't lifelong friends before that or anything. My dog I've had for 7 years, so yeah, he won. I agree that if it had been the other way around I would have deserved it. The whole thing came up when we were sitting on the couch and I was rubbing my dog's back. Psycho chick then asked why I wasn't rubbing hers instead and asked who I cared for more and choose. "'Cause you can only have one!" Now I have none :(. Still looking for my dog.
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cocacola999 27
Of course. The dog would never ask to choose in such an idiotic way.
blueiceninja 13
The dog would never make you choose
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XxAtreyuSinsxX 14
Anyone steals my pet I'm hunting them down. I don't play around when it comes to my babies. Hope you get your dog back and press charges on her for stealing it. :(
joana_g_06 19
YDI! She really was immature to take your pet and just leave, but honestly i would never choose a pet over a very close human being, such as my bf. I wouldnt put anyone in the circumstance of choosing between me and their pet(as we can live perfectly together :) ), but knowing that some animal is more important to him than i am, would make me really upset.
awkwardturtle87 9
You're assuming they were close, or had been dating for a while. Also, I'm taking the risk of assuming you don't have a long-time pet. They become a part of you.
joana_g_06 19
In fact I was assuming they were dating for a while. You were right. Then i read follow the up. I take everything back :p
yerrkiddingme 2
you idiot
speakfreely 21
Serves you right
JKPwnage 27
She asked. If you don't want an honest answer, don't ask. Even still, DON'T STEAL A ******* DOG
karma_kicks_back 16
Thats awful OP!! I hope you contacted the authorities and are trying to track them down. I wouldn't be able to eat, sleep or function if someone stole my furbaby. please let us know the out come mate.
tintin10_fml 13
call thepolice. dump her.
silvercharmer25 7
It's sad that over 10,000 people said he deserved it. The girl was not well... she stole a dog because of a truthful answer. Dont ask a question if you don't want to hear the truth.
lildiva7620 18
I'd choose the dog too
Dcm210 19
And that's why I'll never get married or move in with a woman. They are batshit crazy.
AnonymousUser90 21
Lock both your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car. Come back in an hour and see who's happy to see you. Women aren't capable of unconditional love but dogs are.