Today, my girlfriend ran off with my beloved dog. Why? Yesterday she asked me who I'd choose, and I honestly said that I would choose the dog. FML
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OP here. Just to set things straight, we'd only been dating for about 3 weeks and weren't lifelong friends before that or anything. My dog I've had for 7 years, so yeah, he won. I agree that if it had been the other way around I would have deserved it. The whole thing came up when we were sitting on the couch and I was rubbing my dog's back. Psycho chick then asked why I wasn't rubbing hers instead and asked who I cared for more and choose. "'Cause you can only have one!" Now I have none :(. Still looking for my dog.
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cocacola999 27
Of course. The dog would never ask to choose in such an idiotic way.
blueiceninja 13
The dog would never make you choose
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Comments (148)
pinque 19
Call the police and press charges is hate to think what the crazy would do to your dog
JesterJack734 11
Best of luck dude
miriamfrank 22
Who the hell steals someone's pet?!
ashleyyyroseee 16
Wow that's terrible! Let us know when you (hopefully) find your dog. And, yeah, maybe you should press charges.
fantasyworld 39
Hope you found your dog.
JuanTwoThree12 6
sue the bitch, she can't run off with your dog like that he's your dog