Today, my girlfriend ran off with my beloved dog. Why? Yesterday she asked me who I'd choose, and I honestly said that I would choose the dog. FML
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OP here. Just to set things straight, we'd only been dating for about 3 weeks and weren't lifelong friends before that or anything. My dog I've had for 7 years, so yeah, he won. I agree that if it had been the other way around I would have deserved it. The whole thing came up when we were sitting on the couch and I was rubbing my dog's back. Psycho chick then asked why I wasn't rubbing hers instead and asked who I cared for more and choose. "'Cause you can only have one!" Now I have none :(. Still looking for my dog.
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cocacola999 27
Of course. The dog would never ask to choose in such an idiotic way.
blueiceninja 13
The dog would never make you choose
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Comments (148)
LethalSeamonkey 15
That's when you grimace at her question and say I don't think we should see each other any more.
nphill82 21
The truth is not always the best route....
Solano2580 24
Call the police and if she denies it, have the vet called and the tags identified
Scotty1973 10
That's some funny shit
fyrfyter 4
If the dogs barking at the back door and spouse is screaming at the front door, always let the dog in first. At least it will shut up once inside!
ELoni_fml 25
Why do people keep asking that question? Honestly, what do they expect to hear?!
Joestarry 8
Dogs don't drain your bank account
khorstmye 15
Well now you don't have to choose.
soulreaper12296 28
Call the cops?
Quiet_one 22
That's such a stupid question. I've never explicitly said it, but I'm fairly certain my boyfriend understands I'd choose my two cats over him in a heartbeat - he could survive without me, but they couldn't. Plus I've known them longer. I think I'd actually be disappointed in him if he didn't feel the same about his dog.