Today, my girlfriend ran off with my beloved dog. Why? Yesterday she asked me who I'd choose, and I honestly said that I would choose the dog. FML
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OP here. Just to set things straight, we'd only been dating for about 3 weeks and weren't lifelong friends before that or anything. My dog I've had for 7 years, so yeah, he won. I agree that if it had been the other way around I would have deserved it. The whole thing came up when we were sitting on the couch and I was rubbing my dog's back. Psycho chick then asked why I wasn't rubbing hers instead and asked who I cared for more and choose. "'Cause you can only have one!" Now I have none :(. Still looking for my dog.
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cocacola999 27
Of course. The dog would never ask to choose in such an idiotic way.
blueiceninja 13
The dog would never make you choose
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Comments (148)
DolphinLaser23 24
"Hey I heard you liked dogs so I decided to become a bitch" ~Girlfriend
toxxickittyy 19
If she hasn't returned your dog you can call the cops on her. Pets are viewed as "property" in the eyes of the law and she cannot just steal your dog.
sam882 28
Bitches, man.
joselafuerza_sax 6
looks like u had 2 bitches ;)
alex_jaguara 33
Be it a kid or a pet, she doesn't have the right to take it away from you uness you don't take good care or are abusive. Seek you rights and of the ones who you love.
FieldLeftBlank 20
Sounds like she asked you a hypothetical question, kind of like when women ask if something makes them look fat. You should've given her the answer she wanted to hear and kept the peace. White lies save relationships and, apparently, dogs.
lilybadilly25 15
Oh no.... I had a boyfriend dump me for the exact same answer one time…. I'm really sorry to hear that, OP… hopefully you can track the bitch down and get your pup back...!!!
sheyneliebs 4
now you have no dog and no girlfriend. mans best friend, eh?
Rababco 29
The dog had no choice in the matter.
Peter_Ohnigian 14
Call the authorities?
bre_cline 11
I hope you get your dog back, OP. No woman should ever ask you to choose.