Today, my girlfriend ran off with my beloved dog. Why? Yesterday she asked me who I'd choose, and I honestly said that I would choose the dog. FML
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OP here. Just to set things straight, we'd only been dating for about 3 weeks and weren't lifelong friends before that or anything. My dog I've had for 7 years, so yeah, he won. I agree that if it had been the other way around I would have deserved it. The whole thing came up when we were sitting on the couch and I was rubbing my dog's back. Psycho chick then asked why I wasn't rubbing hers instead and asked who I cared for more and choose. "'Cause you can only have one!" Now I have none :(. Still looking for my dog.
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cocacola999 27
Of course. The dog would never ask to choose in such an idiotic way.
blueiceninja 13
The dog would never make you choose
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Comments (148)
bahamit 18
Firstly you deserve it for answering honestly in that situation. However she is a c u next Tuesday for her action... Should have just dumped you and moved on... I would though get your dog back, if it's your dog, registered etc you could get police involved if she won't return him/her to you.
Sheepalicious 20
bros before hos op
Jburky_10 15
she might have stolen the dog but she can "steal" his loyalty!
benjamn 24
I bet you miss your dog.
RebeccaRFT 18
You so deserved that. Why would you say that to your own girlfriend?
kirasant 19
I'd say it if you were my girlfriend, cus you're clearly a selfish person.
mistress_paz 30
Of course you would choose the dog! I hope you get the dog back!
aylind 18
This isn't even the whole fml. I voted yes on this earlier today in the moderation section. He and his girlfriend had only been together a week, which is why he immediately said he'd choose the dog. Leaving out that part automatically makes this a ydi instead of an fml.
mosquito19 14
good answer, your dog will never leave you. sounds like she's a psycho.
Ray_of_midnight 23
"Yesterday, my girlfriend ran off with my dog. I'll miss him."
Himynameisrodney 17
Damn I hope you get your dog back op!