Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my girlfriend of three weeks basically threatened to kill herself if I don't start thinking about having a child with her soon. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she'd carved her old boyfriend's name in her arm, and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML
Extreme response
Today, my girlfriend told me that our relationship and economic situation is stressing her out so much that she’d rather end her life or marry a rich dude. FML
Today, the girl I've been seeing for just over a week casually let me know that she'll slash her wrists if I ever leave her. FML
Awks
Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML
Today, the girl I've been seeing for less than a week started raging and ended up threatening me with a knife, after I shot down her idea of getting married next month. FML
Today, after many, many attempts to get her out of my life, the girl that is stalking me told me that she loves me and our love can only be ended by her killing either herself or me. FML
Today, I was planning on breaking up with my girlfriend of five years in two days time. She just mailed me a care package that said, "I'd die without you." FML
Today, after a week of intense fighting, my girlfriend of 4 years and I hung out. She told me she loved me, and I pointed out that last week she said she was going to dump me. Without missing a beat, she replied, "Only to scare you into submission." FML
Top comments
superman21_fml 19
Call her bluff.
Bhall12302 7
Who else hates it when you accidentally hit the "you deserve it" button
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Comments (355)
TcheQ 12
Film it, put on youtube. Thank you.
cathartes_fml 1
Basically, run.
Nobody_Nowhere 12
Yeeeees. Three weeks is totally enough time to decide that you want to spend the rest of your life with someone. If you counldnt tell I was using sarcasm.
jl_word 10
Make sure to send flowers to the family
blackonblight 33
Hello textbook emotionally abusive relationship, would you like to meet the cops? The mental health professionals? I think so.
EgyptianPride98 8
So what did you choose???
bazingabitches 17
Get that girl some help
Spyfiction 6
Awwwee that so sweet! Marry her
neuroticallyyour_fml 17
Man, you people are harsh. As a Psychology major, this behavior is indicitive of Borderline Personality Disorder and she needs help. The way we as a society treat the mentally ill is utterly disgusting. How do any of you know she wouldn't actually kill herself? I've know several people with BPD who've made serious attempts on their life due to relationship difficulties because that's part of the illness. This woman has obviously had a troubled past and she needs support and consistency, not condemnation.
bjdog98 9
Give her an ultimatum: get the **** out, or you call the police.