Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my girlfriend of three weeks basically threatened to kill herself if I don't start thinking about having a child with her soon. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she'd carved her old boyfriend's name in her arm, and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML
Extreme response
Today, my girlfriend told me that our relationship and economic situation is stressing her out so much that she’d rather end her life or marry a rich dude. FML
Today, the girl I've been seeing for just over a week casually let me know that she'll slash her wrists if I ever leave her. FML
Awks
Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML
Today, the girl I've been seeing for less than a week started raging and ended up threatening me with a knife, after I shot down her idea of getting married next month. FML
Today, after many, many attempts to get her out of my life, the girl that is stalking me told me that she loves me and our love can only be ended by her killing either herself or me. FML
Today, I was planning on breaking up with my girlfriend of five years in two days time. She just mailed me a care package that said, "I'd die without you." FML
Today, after a week of intense fighting, my girlfriend of 4 years and I hung out. She told me she loved me, and I pointed out that last week she said she was going to dump me. Without missing a beat, she replied, "Only to scare you into submission." FML
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superman21_fml 19
Call her bluff.
Bhall12302 7
Who else hates it when you accidentally hit the "you deserve it" button
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Comments (355)
stepymac 15
So, what are going to do ?
Slimma 20
I had an ex threaten to commit suicide if I broke up with her while I was at work. I told her to wait til after I got off work and we'll talk. Still broke up with her... yeah she still alive as far as I know.
Msraina 8
By law that is an abusive relationship. She's using fear to get what she wants. Drop her; she'll survive.
GAOStarr 15
Subtly begin acting like a jerk so that she won't want to marry you; you'll get out of it, and it will have been "her decision."
psychopumpkin 8
that's a risk worth taking! RUN!
mrtonyanderson 20
Give the bitch a razor.
sonnyrosa 32
Someone's on the train to Crazytown... dude, you need to run and never look back.
lazygirlWOW 9
She forgot the third one...call the mental hospital.
conholio33 28
Run! Dude run.... That is not normal
aligater10 7
She obviously needs help