Anonymous
Goodyear, United States
Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
well i'm fucked
Aberdeen, United States
Today, my girlfriend of three weeks basically threatened to kill herself if I don't start thinking about having a child with her soon. FML
Anonymous
Manhattan Beach, United States
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
mike
United States
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she'd carved her old boyfriend's name in her arm, and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML
poordude
Extreme response
Today, my girlfriend told me that our relationship and economic situation is stressing her out so much that she’d rather end her life or marry a rich dude. FML
great
Porter, United States
Today, the girl I've been seeing for just over a week casually let me know that she'll slash her wrists if I ever leave her. FML
hungryman
Canada
Awks
Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML
Anonymous
India
Today, the girl I've been seeing for less than a week started raging and ended up threatening me with a knife, after I shot down her idea of getting married next month. FML
cheezmaster
United States
Today, after many, many attempts to get her out of my life, the girl that is stalking me told me that she loves me and our love can only be ended by her killing either herself or me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was planning on breaking up with my girlfriend of five years in two days time. She just mailed me a care package that said, "I'd die without you." FML
thanksbabe
United States
Today, after a week of intense fighting, my girlfriend of 4 years and I hung out. She told me she loved me, and I pointed out that last week she said she was going to dump me. Without missing a beat, she replied, "Only to scare you into submission." FML
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superman21_fml 19
Call her bluff.
Bhall12302 7
Who else hates it when you accidentally hit the "you deserve it" button
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Amilli97 9
Most of the time when people threaten to kill themselves if you don't stay together they don't actually do it. Leave her if you don't want to be with her. I would get her some help, though. She's not mentally stable if she's threatening to take her life
datbadvodoojuju 6
It puts the ring on the finger
Neesalun 20
As sad as this is, you can't let her take you emotionally hostage. She'll be this way whether you marry her or not and you'll be miserable. She needs help. Get out while you still have your sanity.
llamaleader 3
Ah my boyfriend of two days did that...i ran for the hills..you should too
Zehla 7
don't do it OP. You are beginning an abusive relationship. report her suicide threat to the police and leave her.
AngelLovesDerby 10
Whoa.. Crazy bistarch I think you should run! And fast!!!
kacironi 13
better start planning her funeral
LadyMarbles 6
the chances of her actually doing that are like .00001% OP. I'm sure she's gone through a lot of boyfriends that way. However, just to stay on the safe side of fatal attraction here, just contact her parents and get her some help cuz that Bitch is crazy.
Ray_of_midnight 23
Call the cops and report it as a suicide threat. Seriously. She either genuinely needs help, or needs to learn not to be an emotionally-blackmailing attention *****.
pwnman 33
Ugh, in this situation you cannot run. I think you need to have a talk with her that you deserve rights, and you've been dating her for less than a month, so you really don't want to get married, for that reason and so many other reasons such as not being ready.. etc. She's being a creep, and let anyone she lives with know of her behavior