Anonymous
Goodyear, United States
Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
well i'm fucked
Aberdeen, United States
Today, my girlfriend of three weeks basically threatened to kill herself if I don't start thinking about having a child with her soon. FML
Anonymous
Manhattan Beach, United States
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
mike
United States
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she'd carved her old boyfriend's name in her arm, and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML
poordude
Extreme response
Today, my girlfriend told me that our relationship and economic situation is stressing her out so much that she’d rather end her life or marry a rich dude. FML
great
Porter, United States
Today, the girl I've been seeing for just over a week casually let me know that she'll slash her wrists if I ever leave her. FML
hungryman
Canada
Awks
Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML
Anonymous
India
Today, the girl I've been seeing for less than a week started raging and ended up threatening me with a knife, after I shot down her idea of getting married next month. FML
cheezmaster
United States
Today, after many, many attempts to get her out of my life, the girl that is stalking me told me that she loves me and our love can only be ended by her killing either herself or me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was planning on breaking up with my girlfriend of five years in two days time. She just mailed me a care package that said, "I'd die without you." FML
thanksbabe
United States
Today, after a week of intense fighting, my girlfriend of 4 years and I hung out. She told me she loved me, and I pointed out that last week she said she was going to dump me. Without missing a beat, she replied, "Only to scare you into submission." FML
Top comments
superman21_fml 19
Call her bluff.
Bhall12302 7
Who else hates it when you accidentally hit the "you deserve it" button
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RedLust_fml 7
As my dear friend (Roger Waters) would say “Run like Hell”.
dudette2 9
RUN!!
Duceswild99 19
You'll make the world a better place! Don't marry her!
Cazz91 21
Here is another ultimatum for her: call the cops, have her taken to the hospital, inform a head doctor of her ultimatum she gave you, proceed with a restraining order and leave her. If she's "bluffing" then that suggestion will possibly scare her into not doing anything stupid if she doesn't want a record on her mental state and problems from the authorities. Still leave her regardless as that is a red flag for three weeks into the relationship. If she isn't bluffing, you will be making sure she receives some help before leaving her behind. Either way, you're better off leaving that crazy woman behind OP.
naiveprophet 15
Threatening suicide to get someone to do something is actually domestic violence. Anyway, it sounds like she has BPD. Take the threat seriously and recommend she get help.
gaseousflaw 1
Call the police bro. Suicide is illegal and she threatened you. They'll arrest her and do a mental evaluation on her and all that
kalbrek009 20
Highly unlikely that she'd actually do her self in, but on the off chance she's batshit crazy...I'd tell her "we need to see a marriage counselor before we get married to make sure it's gonna work"...then explain to the counselor her threat...maybe they can get her the help she needs & you can run far & fast in the opposite direction
nerdlove422 14
Run.
Lexiebear27 10
So, when is the wedding?
littlexlune 16
If she really wanted to die, even that wouldn't keep her from doing it.