Today, my girlfriend lost one of her rings. I found this out as I overheard her gushing to her friend about how I must have borrowed it to find out what her ring size is. I have zero interest whatsoever in the sick and utterly immoral institution of marriage. FML
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Today, in preparation for proposing to my girlfriend, I borrowed one of her rings so I could discreetly get her ring size. Not only have I now lost the ring, which turns out to be a keepsake from her dead grandmother, I still don't know her ring size. FML
Today, I got home and my girlfriend was wearing the ring I bought last week. Apparently she found it and thought to herself, "Fuck it, we’re engaged now so I’ll just start wearing it", completely bypassing the actual proposal part of getting engaged. I’m actually really mad at her right now. FML
Today, my girlfriend found the engagement ring I'd bought. She looked at it and said, "This is pathetic. You shouldn't even bother." FML
Today, my girlfriend turned down my marriage proposal because the ring I gave her was bigger than the one her sister got at her proposal. Apparently she wouldn't be able to brag to her sister without "looking like a bitch for having a bigger ring". FML
Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML
Today, I found out my fiancée has been sleeping with the salesman I bought her engagement ring from. He knew. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML
Today, I’m supposed to be proposing to my girlfriend in an hour, but my stupid, air-headed bitch sister found the ring, tried it on, took photos of her wearing it for her social media, then got on a plane to go on her girly holiday, but never took the ring off. The bitch thinks it’s funny. FML
Today, at work, my vindictive, cheating ex made me clean and inspect her new wedding ring. FML
Today, I saw a picture of my ex giving her new boyfriend an extremely familiar ring. Upon zooming in, I realized that it was the engagement ring I gave her that she claimed to have had stolen from her home. FML
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Top comments
chuka81 27
First, the fact that you don't like marriage doesn't make it sick or immoral. Second unless you have made it amply clear to your partner that you don't ever want to get married, they are entitled to think that if things go well, the relationship will eventually lead to marriage. Your girlfriend seems oblivious of the fact that you're so anti-marriage, so it's a **** her life from me
Amama_fml 30
Then maybe you should let her know that so she doesn't keep waiting for something that's not going to happen.
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Comments (271)
WorldClassFvckUp 13
Why did this FML get featured? Everybody's gonna have something bad to say about someone who is anti-marriage. The point of marriage is to have something beautiful with your partner, and there is nothing "sick" or "utterly immoral" with taking the next step if you love somebody.
Dexter83_fml 17
Btw your a complete over opinionated wanker OP
LadyTyger51ne 8
If you're not interested in marriage then tell her. Don't waste her time or yours if it's not going anywhere. Marriage is beautiful, actually. People just have to make it work to stay faithful to each other. Besides if you're just using your g/f for the benefits of marriage but not marrying her, then you're just sleazy.
BulgyCashew33 16
If you really love her why lead her on like that? Besides if you really love her and that's what she wants why not do it because you love her.
legendof90 14
Your a bit odd
Inkoseh 33
You two need to have a talk, like now, because most people want to get married and assume the other does too. Don't string her along. F Her Life.
corky1992 33
Please tell your girlfriend that so she can stop wasting her time with you.
carolinew 10
A lot of people are saying he may have told her and she is just oblivious and thinks she can change him. That would be believable if he just said "I don't want to ever get married." But his words were "Marriage is a sick and immoral institution." Those are totally different sentiments. I know people whose significant other said the first thing at one point and now the SO is actually the one really excited for marriage, so I would understand her thinking she could change that. But she would have to be an idiot to think she could change this guy
sammiaaron 16
actually, they're saying she is oblivious and think she can change him..because that's a common thing with women. "well if I stay around for a long time and show him how good it is to have me by his side he'll change his mind and want to marry me" yes those are different sentiments, but he likely meant the same thing. he most likely was just trying to express his deep hatred for marriage lol.
TheGolfGTI 24
I would genuinely like to know why you hold such views OP. Follow up needed.
zombombaby 18
maybe you should tell her that so she doesn't get her hopes up.