Today, my girlfriend is locked in the bathroom crying because I didn't buy her anything for Valentine's Day, even though Friday, at her suggestion, we agreed not to exchange gifts because both of our birthdays are a week away. FML
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Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. To celebrate, I spent the day with her and then took her out to a really nice dinner. She is currently giving me the silent treatment because I didn't write "Happy Birthday" on her Facebook wall. FML
Today, after buying my girlfriend an expensive gift for her birthday, cooking her breakfast in bed, and treating her all day ending with dinner and cake at her parents, she burst into tears and said the whole day was ruined. Why? I forgot to buy her a birthday card. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML
Today, I realised that every morning my girlfriend gets me to help her put on a locket her ex-boyfriend bought her on Valentine's Day. FML
Today, my girlfriend came home and announced that she'd just bought a $40 pair of flipflops. She then declared that I wouldn't be getting a birthday gift this year due to budget shortfalls. For hers a month prior, I'd got her a $300 piece of jewelry. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me. I have no clue what to do with the holiday we have booked or the ring I was going to propose to her with on Valentine's Day. FML
Today, my girlfriend is on her period. She hugged me, crying because she was going to miss me. Where was I going? To the store down the street and back. FML
Today, it's the day after my birthday. My boyfriend got me nothing. Nor did he do anything for me for Valentine's Day. Whereas I got him an $85 game for his birthday, planned a surprise visit to his family so he could see them and his pets, and spent all day Valentine's Day making the house spotless, as well as cakes. FML
Today, I received an email saying that the present I ordered for my girlfriend's birthday will be a week late, which makes it a week late for her birthday. I sat down and said we needed to talk, she burst into tears and apologised for 'sleeping with him,' I just wanted to tell her it would be late. FML
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Kevin5475845 15
well, she didn't buy you anything so what can she complain about
el_bell3618 29
Sorry OP, girls who do those 'tests' can be confusing. Hope you guys can sort it out :(
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Comments (71)
samurai1833 16
Welcome to the land of womanly contradictions
Jachin357 28
Some girls are just so confusing.
domolovesyoshi 33
Yeah no not all women are like that, don't generalise, also tell your partner that "even though it may seem unromantic but if you don't tell me what you want or mean nothing romantic is going to happen, I can't read your mind"
noreallywhat 17
Its called walgreens. 3 dollar chocolates to cover your butt
J352SAURUS 30
I remember my first Valentine's Day with my boyfriend of 3 years. I got him an adorable little teddy bear, but he told me he didn't want it and handed it straight back to me. He didn't even thank me. He didn't get me anything or wish me a happy Valentine's Day. I feel sorry for you, OP. That was a pretty silly 'test' of hers, and she sounds kind-of materialistic. I hope you have a good birthday though!
emmalyhope 7
No matter what she says she wants a gift and because you've agreed not to get one she would have been expecting a surprise!!!
Goblin182 26
And you fell for that? Is this your first relationship, because that is rookie mistake.
Soluxis 17
Rule 1 of relationships: never ever take what a woman says at face value.
writerchic85 25
Yet if you had gotten her something and then she really meant not to get her anything she would have also been upset.
ACCOUNTKILLER 18
Have a talk with her about honest and open communication.