Today, my girlfriend hasn't spoken to me in a week, so I gave her a call. No reply. I texted her, and got a text back saying: "Sorry, dude. Better luck next time!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend told me she lost her phone and not to call or text her. After about three hours, I text her phone, asking if she found it yet. I got a reply, saying "Nope." FML
Today, I had been trying to text my girlfriend all day, but no reply. After a while, I became worried so I called. She picked up and said, "Can't talk, busy." Not even a minute later, my best friend says to me, "Dude, tell your girlfriend to leave me alone. She's been texting me all day." FML
Today, my long distance girlfriend finally responded to me, after a week of silence. Unfortunately, the response was to block me. I'm pretty sure she has found someone else, but doesn't want to tell me. FML
Today, I haven't heard from my girlfriend for over a week, after being in a relationship for 7 years with her. She'd called me, saying she had to care for her ex-husband because he had suffered a heart attack. Guess we're over. FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of not having any friends. So I sent out a mass text saying "Hey, what's up?" to prove her wrong. I didn't get any replies. FML
Today, I think I've finally lost my girl. I think she stopped liking me a while ago, but I didn't ask because I was afraid of the answer. We haven't texted in almost two days now. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend of 9 months that I was ready for marriage and start having kids. She hasn't called or texted me since. FML
Today, it's been 3 weeks since my girlfriend of 5 years stopped answering any calls or texts. I sent her a long email for closure (for me) only to get a response that she's on vacation. I had no idea she was going away and I don't know what I did. Time to get another dog and be done with "love" for good. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I didn't call her in the last few days. I tried to explain to her that I was out at my grandfather's house in a remote place with no cell service to stand by him on his death bed. She thought I was making excuses and called me a lying bastard. FML
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Top comments
giantsfan2010 23
Haven't talked for a week? That's where the problem starts
lukian_fml 29
That's a new way to receive a breakup
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Comments (56)
shinikageWolf 15
I'm guessing you did something wrong over a week ago?
LastResort318 14
Why would he have done something wrong? This was all the girlfriend.
Ironic_Meme 10
Go to her place and beat the shit out of that guy. It's what she really wants.
Zebediabolical 45
Did she know she was your girlfriend?
SarcasticShade 16
"It's been one week since you looked at me." Crushed it.
thes7274473 19
What does that even mean?
dnice1864 18
Sorry, o.p. I've been there. Not that it helps, but at least you got a text back. mine disconnected her number. FML
turtlechickenpie 4
She was cheating on you
sammysutton2 2
Time to kick some ass my friend.
blindkid1790 12
That's when you text back, that you got tested and the results were positive! bet she text you back real quick.
unicornruler 16
You waited a week??