Love: Today, my girlfriend hasn't spoken to me in a week, so I gave...

By Anonymous - 29/03/2015 19:54 - United States - Wheaton

Today, my girlfriend hasn't spoken to me in a week, so I gave her a call. No reply. I texted her, and got a text back saying: "Sorry, dude. Better luck next time!" FML

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giantsfan2010 23

Monday 30 March 2015 9:37

Haven't talked for a week? That's where the problem starts

lukian_fml 29

Monday 30 March 2015 9:35

That's a new way to receive a breakup

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lukian_fml 29

Monday 30 March 2015 9:50

PS. Better luck next time!

WaltzingPhanthom 23

Monday 30 March 2015 9:50

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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ZY1431 24

Monday 30 March 2015 9:54

the kind that let's the new guy answer her texts.

VeganDarkLight 31

Monday 30 March 2015 9:56

It wasn't her but another guy she is now dating/sleeping with/whatever. That's how I understood the FML at least. And besides that, I know a lot of girls who say dude, myself included.

finalyearsofhate 22

Monday 30 March 2015 15:01

I do, dude.

thetkrbell 6

Monday 30 March 2015 20:30

Lots of girls say dude...

MrConcise 34

Monday 30 March 2015 23:30

All prinnies say dood, regardless of gender.

sstahpp 33

Tuesday 31 March 2015 7:54

That would be me,dude

kutemotoka 15

Monday 30 March 2015 9:52

I guess you should've talked to her before it lasted a week. Anyway, you're better off without her, OP.

k_wrona 2

Monday 30 March 2015 10:03

I had something similar - haven't kept in contact for a week, I was busy, she had a guest, and assumed spent time with her, but it turned out she was busy with another guy as well...