By Afroman720 - 27/07/2015 18:55 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML
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You deserved it 2 887
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hussamhasi 22

They will always find excuses .. My ex girlfriend broke up with me because marriage was going to be hard for us , we were 16 .. No sense

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MDoremis 38

Count yourself lucky, then. Do you really want to be subjected to that kind of crazy for any longer?

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MdMan2 23

I had to do a double take when reading this. That's actually… Horrible.

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EvilLittleMan 23

I am thinking the dog is humping more than you.

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wickedhyype 17

Dog =god spelled backward. Dog is god. God is life. Listen to god. YDI. ;)

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Anicholson0425 9

Did the dog bark at you? I trust my dogs more than humans lol

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One_Way 43

I wouldn't say FYL. I would say you are lucky to be rid of that crazy bitch!

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RedPillSucks 31

wasn't this how "son of Sam" started? seems like you dodged a bullet.

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cyberI7 13

This dog did you a favour, dogs can sense evil, and in this case it's the owner. Good luck Op.

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