By Afroman720 - 27/07/2015 18:55 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML
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hussamhasi 22

They will always find excuses .. My ex girlfriend broke up with me because marriage was going to be hard for us , we were 16 .. No sense

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MDoremis 38

Count yourself lucky, then. Do you really want to be subjected to that kind of crazy for any longer?

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ronenlior 21

Well tell her that your dog told you slap her

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wordygirl 11

You need to consider yourself very fortunate. Her dog probably told her to go ahead and lick her butt clean to save money on toilet paper too.

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validatethis 12

Geez. That gives me a whole new perspective on the saying "mans best friend" Sorry OP.

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Kelly1995_fml 8

Looks like a win to me bro!

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TheBossBryson 11

I guess you could say that dogs aren't mans best friend

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benlridder 10

That bitch crazy you're lucky you got out of that

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nightfall8705 33

The crazy is strong with this one, young Skywalker. The dog actually did you a favor. You can do better.

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purplepong 14

Schizophrenic? Maybe it's better you're not with her?!

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messymessiah 11

I think she did you a favour there. Dodged a crazy bullet

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