Love: Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to"....

By Afroman720 - 27/07/2015 18:55 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2009 17:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because her mom said she would buy her a pug if she did. I got dumped for a dog, and an ugly one for that matter. FML

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By really? - 23/09/2013 02:24 - United States

Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML

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By steve - 05/09/2012 08:14 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't take her pet rock seriously. FML

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By .... - 24/12/2013 02:48 - United States - Modesto

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 14:49 - United States

Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2010 13:17 - Australia

Today, I was playing with my dog, teasing her, to cheer myself up after being dumped by my girlfriend. My dog bit me hard and I had to go to hospital. The dog has to be put down. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2012 19:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2013 21:53 - New Zealand - Napier

Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML

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You deserved it 3 503

By justmeagain - 11/12/2018 12:00

Today, my girlfriend left me. The reason? She sent me a link to a story online about a woman who abused her dog to the point of death and I didn’t vomit while reading it. According to her, that makes me a “heartless monster.” FML

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hussamhasi 22

Tuesday 28 July 2015 0:07

They will always find excuses .. My ex girlfriend broke up with me because marriage was going to be hard for us , we were 16 .. No sense

MDoremis 38

Tuesday 28 July 2015 0:08

Count yourself lucky, then. Do you really want to be subjected to that kind of crazy for any longer?

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Exsequor 14

Tuesday 28 July 2015 2:06

That butch is crazy, you're lucky she ended it now.

darkthunda1324 6

Tuesday 28 July 2015 2:08

What a bitch the dog and hopefully your ex sorry dude you need to find a smarter girl

tiredofwaiting 25

Tuesday 28 July 2015 2:11

Her dog did you a favour.

zarrganaut 17

Tuesday 28 July 2015 2:11

Maybe it's a good thing she broke up with you.

wsj93 6

Tuesday 28 July 2015 2:29

Wow. Dumb reasons for break up. I'm with you, my gf dumped for for farting in front of her while mid set of a chest work out.

SOILEDIT 51

Tuesday 28 July 2015 2:36

Dang. See, if I was the girl in that one, I would fart even louder.

Krwman 8

Tuesday 28 July 2015 2:40

The way I see it.... Winners all around!!

hardy24 9

Tuesday 28 July 2015 2:40

That's some "Son of Sam" shit right there

vikky538 28

Tuesday 28 July 2015 2:41

You are better off with a girl who has a talking dog and tell her what to do...

savagetitan 13

Tuesday 28 July 2015 2:52

Dogs are a great judge of character.

Cebolamole 13

Tuesday 28 July 2015 2:53

That bitch... And your girlfriend seems pretty crazy too.

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