By Afroman720 - 27/07/2015 18:55 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML
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hussamhasi 22

They will always find excuses .. My ex girlfriend broke up with me because marriage was going to be hard for us , we were 16 .. No sense

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MDoremis 38

Count yourself lucky, then. Do you really want to be subjected to that kind of crazy for any longer?

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enginsteve 17

I'm surprised the cat did not stick up for you.

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Fairyjoshy 13

Are you certain she wasn't just making up a stupid reason to break up with you because she no longer wanted to date you? Note that I'm not voting either YDI or YLS because not enough context to tell either way.

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beeferjay 34

The cat got your back. Ftd **** that dog

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PassTheDrinks 5

Sounds like another "Son of Sam" victim. You're lucky the dog didn't tell her to kill you.

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wheelchairchick 11

that's scary

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Reggie177 11

I think you're better......I mean your girl's advisor is a dog Cudos

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ribx 16

She didn't say it told her in English? My dog loves everybody, if there was someone she didn't trust I would at least question why...

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Tannasgh 22

Weak...better off without her if her dog is talking to her

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