Today, my girlfriend decided we are to the point in our relationship that it's considered acceptable to take a dump while I'm in there showering. FML
jisaac09 tells us more.
"In there" as in in the same room. We just got done eating and I guess something didn't agree with her. I guess this beats the alternative (******** in the floor outside the bathroom). She was kind enough though to flush. I turned my head upside down and let the scolding hot water run into my nose. I feel clean.
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cmunkey50 4
Is the dump-taking being done in the bathtub with you? Or are you showering in the toilet? Details, man! We need details!
therealslim 15
Take a dump whilst she's in there showering then! It can be a two way thing..
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Comments (174)
MyS3lf 24
My Husband and I have been married for 3 years now, and we still don't use the bathroom in front of each other. Never will either. You wouldn't drop a deuce in front of a stranger, why would you do that in front of the person that you're intimate with? Not sexy. Never could understand people who are ok doing that.
TiddleyMoney 7
That's kind of a bad refference. of course you would shit in front of a stranger. Doesn't mean you can't take a crap in front if your significant other. you wouldn't have sex with a stranger either.... I don't think... does that mean not to have sex with your partner?
Axipiter 24
I beg to differ. I'd drop a deuce in front of a stranger, why not? Even less to be embarassed about because you'll most likely never see them again.
TiddleyMoney 7
aaaannnndddd you're in jail. :)
cam7.3 3
if your in jail you don't have much of a choice that's like showering in front of others I mean hell look at locker rooms
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Can't argue with that, unless somebody whips out their camera and puts it online for the rest of the world to see since some people take pleasure in humiliating others for likes online.
alycion 39
I only have one situation on mind where I wouldn't get mad at my husband doing that to me. One bathroom and him having a stomach cold to the point where he just can't wait. And even then it hasn't happened. I understand that sometimes you just got to go, but maybe that's why we always had 2 bathroom places with a small exception of when one of the bathrooms was being worked on.
thewife5 19
I've been married 14 years and could not image pooping in front of my husband or vise versa. We don't fart and burp in front of each other, when there is an opportunity to excuse yourself. I think the majority of you missed manners and privacy lessons along life's trail.
Needafarm 22
Wait!! You seriously don't burp in front of each other? What the hell do you do when one starts to pop up and can't be stopped. Do you seriously run out of the room to burp or pass gas after 14 years? This isn't a matter of manners at all, it's a matter of comfort and easy with the person whom you are with. If neither of you minds natural body functions of this type expressed in front of each other than by all mean, express away. I can understand how some people would have issues with these functions depending on what cultural backgrounds they come from, but a good number of the younger generations are normally alright with this. It's one thing to do this at home, but in public it is a matter of manners. Learn the difference.
TiddleyMoney 7
Why the shit are you married then?! accept eachothers perfection and imperfections! when you burp, you don't panic! its normal. don't go overboard bordeline vomit, but a littke burp and little shart never hurt anyone.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
I'm sorry, but if you and your husband aren't comfortable with even burping in front of each other, then it's a mystery why you 2 are married. Nobody is perfect, and everybody burps. Being married even means having to deal with each other's imperfections and natural body functions.
Oceanborn_fml 24
yet another FML about someone who's too stupid to lock the door
pmadNess 16
My bathroom has a pocket door. The locks on these things constantly break because they are cheaply made. I hate it but can't afford to have it changed to a regular door. I personally like being alone during pooping, just me! I'll go in the dog run if I have to... Heh
juicytrigga 3
does she strike up conversation then flush the toilet and laugh?
wvcheesehead1 9
Some women are that way, once they become intimate, they feel comfortable sharing everything, even the stuff we do not want to know or see. I am sure some guys are that way too, I think bathroom rituals should remain private, even after marriage, I do not care to watch my wife take a dump or change plugs.
Miz_Firebrand 3
You know the honeymoon's over, and romance a dying flower, when she comes in and takes a shit while you are in the shower.
buckeyed 20
its not true love if you cant share a single bathroom at any time
thewife5 19
Really?
BriannaRWatson 13
Of course, because EVERYONE EVER has to be OK with smelling someone else's excrement. Not. Everyone has a different opinion. Some people just don't like to smell that.
Dilwann 27
Sure, it's not exactly fun, but when you gotta go, you gotta go. And I think it's silly to be grossed out by it. It's not like he has to watch it float or anything. He'd barely even notice.
jxcala 10
Not okay!