Today, my girlfriend decided we are to the point in our relationship that it's considered acceptable to take a dump while I'm in there showering. FML
jisaac09 tells us more.
"In there" as in in the same room. We just got done eating and I guess something didn't agree with her. I guess this beats the alternative (******** in the floor outside the bathroom). She was kind enough though to flush. I turned my head upside down and let the scolding hot water run into my nose. I feel clean.
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cmunkey50 4
Is the dump-taking being done in the bathtub with you? Or are you showering in the toilet? Details, man! We need details!
therealslim 15
Take a dump whilst she's in there showering then! It can be a two way thing..
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Luis1218 2
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thenewgirl29 20
I think that's gross unless it was an emergency. If you have another bathroom she should have used that one.
ravenlovesplaid 5
That's not that bad..
twinkiefeets 17
That is never acceptable!
onorexveritas 24
some people are cool with that... i'm not. lol
TiddleyMoney 7
It can just be me, but that's pretty awesome that you have that bond with your girl. I mean its like having a shit partner at the mall or before oractice, except with your partner at home. now you don't have to worry about waiting for her to take a long time in the shower when you have to do your business. Me and my girlfriend do the same. Its just convenient. Then again it could just be my inner guy soeaking.
musicalnoodles23 5
You mean, she's a human being?! And she poops?! That's unacceptable. You should dump her because she has bodily functions.
InhumanX 7
Congratulations! Or is it "my condolences?" I forget...
amiech 2
Me and my boyfriend both go in front of each other but Im not quite ready to take a dump unlike him!