Today, my girlfriend decided we are to the point in our relationship that it's considered acceptable to take a dump while I'm in there showering. FML
jisaac09 tells us more.
"In there" as in in the same room. We just got done eating and I guess something didn't agree with her. I guess this beats the alternative (******** in the floor outside the bathroom). She was kind enough though to flush. I turned my head upside down and let the scolding hot water run into my nose. I feel clean.
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cmunkey50 4
Is the dump-taking being done in the bathtub with you? Or are you showering in the toilet? Details, man! We need details!
therealslim 15
Take a dump whilst she's in there showering then! It can be a two way thing..
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Comments (174)
amifaiyaz 12
true love.
buddy51 23
Had she eaten many bags of sugar free jelly beans? Maybe it was necessity/shart-avoidance rather than intimacy!?
WaywardDaughter 26
There is never an acceptable time to "take a dump" in front of your SO. Somethings need to be left private.
Synistiel 14
I suppose it is better for her to shit her pants and OP possibly helping her with that than her taking a dump in a toilet.
Spazz420 7
When you gotta go... You gotta go
WolfAtTheDoor 7
I've been with my husband a total of 5 years and I still think it's gross to do that. To each their own I guess...
Pootato 7
If it makes you uncomfortable, ask her not to do it. I personally don't see the issue - I mean, when you've got to go, you've got to go - but if it's a problem for you, tell her. Unless you say something, she doesn't really have any way to know there's a problem.
doctorhook86 25
I genuinely don't see the problem here. If you've seen each other nude, why should either of you be embarrassed about bodily functions?
Jenn50 19
To me, it's not so much embarrassed, as keeping a little mystery in a relationship.
hellobobismyname 24
I don't think taking a shit is considered a mystery.
Jemm_fml 29
I read this in Samuel L. Jackson's voice!
r0cks0 6
Next question is did she flush?
sugarshane007 20
Being comfortable with each other enough to take a dump around each other only means one thing: You are one step closer to marriage.
chanellgymnast 17
Do you perform your pooping rituals in the bathtub as well?