Today, my girlfriend decided we are to the point in our relationship that it's considered acceptable to take a dump while I'm in there showering. FML
jisaac09 tells us more.
"In there" as in in the same room. We just got done eating and I guess something didn't agree with her. I guess this beats the alternative (******** in the floor outside the bathroom). She was kind enough though to flush. I turned my head upside down and let the scolding hot water run into my nose. I feel clean.
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cmunkey50 4
Is the dump-taking being done in the bathtub with you? Or are you showering in the toilet? Details, man! We need details!
therealslim 15
Take a dump whilst she's in there showering then! It can be a two way thing..
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cmb8280 24
Been with my man over 2 years. We shit, fart, throw up, you name it in front of each other. We're all adults here. Maybe she should pick you up a copy of Everybody Poops.
BaseBrat 13
I'm with OP on this one, it isn't about being able to deny your partner's bodily functions it is purely about privacy - I love my bathroom time because it is about privacy. I'm in a now 3 year long relationship and I was in the room for the delivery of our child ( definitely more gross than taking a poo ) but I still don't share the bathroom unless ABSOLUTELY necessary; also from the post it seems like they never talked about or agreed on whether or not they are comfortable with that arrangement - thats a big factor.
twice_as_shiny 7
I believe some things should be kept private, such as changing a tampon or pooping, but sometimes you can't help it. Like having one bathroom, if someone is in the shower and the other has to go, you gotta go. I guess the good part is, the shower can drown out sound, you have a curtain and their is or should be some good smelling soap to smell if need be.
twice_as_shiny 7
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legendxs 20
Did she dump loudly and smelly?
Beva_fml 15
Been with my husband for almost 12 years now and I still feel a bit shy when he's in the bathroom with me, but if there's a mile long queue for the toilet (if we're out somewhere) or if there's an emergency then it can't be helped. But if I get to choose, I want to be alone and so does he.
blackwidowtaco 31
Its a natural part of human life, if you can't deal with it, then perhaps you need to do a little more maturing before deciding to move in with a female or possibly marry one in the future.
allisonmariexo 14
hey at least she's that comfortable
Mattanatior 11
That's not a big deal get over it
jairolover 25
I would never.
deserie_larios 15
youre too young to be in that relationship then shouldnt be living with each other if you cant shower while she does her business lol do you still not fart in front of each other