Today, my girlfriend decided we are to the point in our relationship that it's considered acceptable to take a dump while I'm in there showering. FML
jisaac09 tells us more.
"In there" as in in the same room. We just got done eating and I guess something didn't agree with her. I guess this beats the alternative (******** in the floor outside the bathroom). She was kind enough though to flush. I turned my head upside down and let the scolding hot water run into my nose. I feel clean.
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
cmunkey50 4
Is the dump-taking being done in the bathtub with you? Or are you showering in the toilet? Details, man! We need details!
therealslim 15
Take a dump whilst she's in there showering then! It can be a two way thing..
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (174)
Bubbelz 25
I voted YDI, because I don't think this makes your life suck.
xmaximusx 12
Man thats Shitty
gAt_d 26
Ah yes, I too have crossed that magical bridge in my relationship as well. When I questioned her about it, she replied "you are the first person I have ever pooped around, you should feel special."
Majora738 9
Me and my girlfriend do that:p were comfortable with eachother :)
thewife5 19
I'm comfortable with my husband... But I don't eat to see nor smell his shit
BFons 19
You should feel happy your girlfriend feels this comfortable with her body around you. It's not like you don't take ***** too. It's something everyone does. Not everyone can be this relaxed about their bodily functions, even around people they care about.
leadawg75 12
Ahhh love. :)
jem88 4
For all of you saying there needs to be mystery...lack of mystery breeds maximum intimacy. It is wonderful to be absolutely comfortable in front of your partner and have nothing to hide! And it does not weaken the magic; you can feel more comfortable and so if can enhance your closeness.
ravenh1979 13
Bahahaha!! Lmao!!
murphdarkly 13
You must be too insecure in your relationship if something little like that makes you fml
Pham0023 12
Come on man stop being a pussy. Are you that much of a prude? Sounds to me there's only one bathroom available so all I have to say is if nature is calling then there isn't much you can really do about it. Right? Plus she's your girlfriend. It may sound odd to say this but when you're comfortable enough with your significant other it's bound to happen its normal so get over it dumbass.