Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend. Apparently, it's my fault because I act like I don't care… and guess what? She's posting little embarrassing details about me on her Facebook wall. FML
Today, my girlfriend "accidentally" set her relationship status to "single", and 20 of my friends "liked" it, including my mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me on my Facebook wall. 27 people liked it. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Facebook. I don't even have Facebook. My friends had to tell me. FML
Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML
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Top comments
HelloooooNurse 20
Mom knows best.
ladylilly25 20
Maybe your mom just didn't like her and was glad that you can finally get a better girlfriend!
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Comments (76)
thatonegirlnic 10
She broke up with you over Facebook? Be happy you're out of that. Your mom probably just likes that she's gone.
Gingerette 8
Freaking Facebook moms...
ninjuh_wingman 29
It wasn't an accident. Unless she's new to Facebook, there's no way you can mistake sending a private message and posting to someone's wall for all to see.
aubama_fml 15
you can retaliate via twitter, Instagram among others. But so lame from her!
Redvelvet16 11
Retaliation gets people no where.
ForbiddenDestiny 20
I say you post a status along the lines of "Single and loving it" and just let her imagination run wild. It'll annoy her that you're apparently over her already, hide her posts from your wall and get on with life! X
zandalee 20
Best comment yet. I so agree!! :-)
alycion 39
Your mom is either someone who just likes post without reading them or is happy you are rid of someone that has that little respect that they would break up that way. Break ups happen. They don't need to be cold and immature. Lick your wounds and move on a stronger person. Someone who is that immature and disrespectful will only bring you down.
aishaa1 15
Aw don't be sad there's plenty of fish in the sea OP
drshn 22
did not get the memo that pins was changed to sea. ;)
drshn 22
did not get the memo that pins was changed to sea. ;)
timss4 19
Lol idk if someone breaking up with me on my wall would embarrass me or anything, but it is pretty pathetic on her part.
BriCx 8
Maybe she thought you deserved better. I mean breaking up over Facebook? Talk about low class. FYL.
SweetasCandy0609 28
Maybe it's because your mom didn't like her and she knows it will be the best for you in the end, I'm sorry that she did it in such a messed up way no one deserves to be dumped like that, keep your head up OP.
Soundslikeothers 15
Your mom probably liked it because she was a bitch after all she did break up with you on facebook