Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML
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Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend. Apparently, it's my fault because I act like I don't care… and guess what? She's posting little embarrassing details about me on her Facebook wall. FML
Today, my girlfriend "accidentally" set her relationship status to "single", and 20 of my friends "liked" it, including my mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me on my Facebook wall. 27 people liked it. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Facebook. I don't even have Facebook. My friends had to tell me. FML
Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML
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Top comments
HelloooooNurse 20
Mom knows best.
ladylilly25 20
Maybe your mom just didn't like her and was glad that you can finally get a better girlfriend!
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Comments (76)
MysticMonkey 9
People can't do anything in private nowadays.
ItsATwinThing 9
I know right! People complain on all these social media sites about the stuff going on in their lives and then wonder how their business is spread around to exs ect. Well the solution is don't bloody post it!
troublegum 21
Bullet dodged.
paigexox0 37
Its probably for the best if she acts like that
USMC_Guy0313 10
Lol
TheImaginarySong 16
Your mom probably liked it because she didn't like her.
JMichael 26
Can't people ever break up in person anymore?
Ann3Lyly 1
your mom is not in favour of your relationship !
1dvs_bstd 41
Your mom is either not a fan of your ex or the relationship.
ItsATwinThing 9
What a cowardly move on her part! If you're going to break up with someone then you should at least have the guts to do it face to face! As for your mum liking the status...it's not a nice thing to do but then again she might be happy, she could probably tell that, that girl wasn't right for you. You should talk to both of them, find out the reasons for breaking up with you and talking to your mum about why she liked the status.
Dcm210 19
Unfriend your ex, block her, find someone better.
saraitkddh 47
sorry OP, try to humiliate her in a comment in return!