Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend. Apparently, it's my fault because I act like I don't care… and guess what? She's posting little embarrassing details about me on her Facebook wall. FML
Today, my girlfriend "accidentally" set her relationship status to "single", and 20 of my friends "liked" it, including my mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me on my Facebook wall. 27 people liked it. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Facebook. I don't even have Facebook. My friends had to tell me. FML
Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML
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Top comments
HelloooooNurse 20
Mom knows best.
ladylilly25 20
Maybe your mom just didn't like her and was glad that you can finally get a better girlfriend!
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Comments (76)
qwerty5536 6
Yea accident my ass...what kind of girl does not know how to use facebook? A lying bitch one...your mom prbly just happy for that to be over cause she knew better
jh921971 10
No class. Should have been done in person.
QueenQuay77 10
I don't think it was an accident
worldclassrager 41
She couldn't tell you to your face? It's obvious that she's not for you...might as well delete the post before everyone likes it...you'll find someone else...
ElizabethNL93 20
Hey, at least it wasn't over the phone(; Did you show up at her house afterward and shoot her in the tit with a paintball gun? (For those unaware- I am referring to a previous FML(:
Moe2311 2
Your mom probably liked the post because she didn't like the girl.
homerr123 15
maybe you should "like" it too.. leave her wondering
dragonkyng 11
Maybe Your mom knows she's a complete **** and is glad you're not with her anymore.
XypherDubstep 8
Dude that's awful. Someone needs to stop by the strip club! Hahaha take care man FYL
rich4mysmile 2
Either your ex is stupid to she meant to put it on your wall, either way it's your dumb ass fault for having her as a girlfriend in the first place