Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend. Apparently, it's my fault because I act like I don't care… and guess what? She's posting little embarrassing details about me on her Facebook wall. FML
Today, my girlfriend "accidentally" set her relationship status to "single", and 20 of my friends "liked" it, including my mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me on my Facebook wall. 27 people liked it. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Facebook. I don't even have Facebook. My friends had to tell me. FML
Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML
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Top comments
HelloooooNurse 20
Mom knows best.
ladylilly25 20
Maybe your mom just didn't like her and was glad that you can finally get a better girlfriend!
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Comments (76)
nina739 10
Remove mom from ur fb and then post on ur ex wall that she is to classy and shower her true colors for consecutive days
awilliams44 9
I bet she felt all big and bad
Jennaflamingo 14
Even doing it over Facebook chat is a bitch move, you deserve more than that crap
davincidasecond 24
If my child had a bitch of a girlfriend like that, I'd probably like the post too. Be glad she's out of your life OP. No one deserves that.
fruitymcgoo 1
Bright side: Now all "the ladays" know you're single ;D
TheAngryPrincess 3
Your mom prob doesn't like her so she's happy with the break up.
clair_brodie 35
You could have removed it the moment you noticed....
Annjelina 11
You should have replied "fine by me. If you can't bother to break up with someone in person, let alone know how to message them rather than post on their wall, then you're not worth it"
candyycurnn 10
I think your mom liked it because she probably didn't like the girlfriend. Moms know best when it comes to there babies.
Heartx144 4
Wow, moms huh?