By Anonymous - 13/12/2014 16:19 - United States - Memphis

Today, my girlfriend confessed that she's been cheating on me for the past two months. Apparently she thought I'd take it well, because when I yelled at her for being a heartless bitch, she stuttered "S-sike!" and tried to play it off as a prank. She's acting like we're still dating. FML
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Andoria 16

That's terrible. Cut her loose. Always more fish in the sea.

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poppunkette 22

Sorry to hear that really sucks. Give her Christmas gift to a pawn store or charity then kick her butt to the kerb

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awkotaco333 15

Clearly she's not worth it, forget about her

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dragoongirl90 34

Sorry she was a bitch, dude. But I think you meant, "Psych."

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Mauskau 35

But then it'd be extra letters for the stutter and may confuse a few people, we all know what it meant ;)

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Jeromiah 8

Could of really been playing but when you flipped out she got scared and lost her nerve to carry the joke through. Not saying that's what happened and it's prob not likely but just a thought. Everyone here's so ready to hang her and no one here knows what actually happened.

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ThePols 11

80%, of people don't know the opposite of these words. Always Coming From Take Me Down Hope this cheered you up.

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ThePols 11

The fact that it worked, means it was worth the effort.

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Attacksloth 33

"Okay. I'll pack up your stuff, call you a cab, and book you a hotel for the night. Just leave." *throws her belongings out the window with a Molotov cocktail "SYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYKE!"

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born_hustla 26

I don't understand why the heck she thought you'd take well the fact that she's been cheating on you for so long.

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danimal_crackerz 26

Don't you mean your ex!?

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