Love: Today, my girlfriend came over to my place, looking drop dead...

By Crawling - 25/10/2008 16:56

Today, my girlfriend came over to my place, looking drop dead gorgeous. However, she preferred the idea of sleeping, and here I am on my laptop. FML

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your_face 15

Tuesday 3 March 2009 3:51

Heh... I've been on your girlfriend's side of the situation... on behalf of sleepy girlfriends everywhere, sorry about that!

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crudmonkeys 6

Sunday 17 July 2011 6:27

I agree #47! ive posted so many good ones but none of them get confirmed, even though theyre good and other peoples stink!

kate_s94 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 22:26

Hahahaha I do that to my man all the time ;p

the17doctor 12

Thursday 5 January 2012 11:49

its fmls like this that make me wish they added a 'so what?' button

chinkychick 16

Friday 6 January 2012 6:51

fap fap fap

Ajwc101 24

Monday 18 June 2012 1:47

Wow that really sucks sorry to hear OP!

Ajwc101 24

Monday 18 June 2012 2:02

FYL

seidlowski 0

Tuesday 14 August 2012 19:58

so you just put it in anyway.

Porter_Robinson 10

Sunday 2 June 2013 6:46

It's happened to the best of us mate!

taka3000000o 8

Wednesday 25 September 2013 4:46

You shoulda cuddled with her

sdroze1389 31

Friday 20 December 2013 22:22

on laptop but fml instead of ****?

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