Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML
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Today, I got a bouquet of beautiful flowers from someone I'd never heard of. My boyfriend flipped his shit and stormed out, calling me a cheater. I called the flower shop. Turns out he made a fake order, just so he could accuse me of cheating and dump me. FML
Today, I received a bunch of flowers from my 'lover'. This would be fine, except that I don't have a lover, and my boyfriend now thinks I'm cheating. FML
Today, on a whim, I bought my wife some flowers on my way home. She put them in a vase then asked me what stupid thing I did that I’m pre-apologising for. She refuses to believe I bought her flowers for any other reason. Man, I must be a really shitty husband. FML
Today, I bought the girl I like a bouquet of roses saying "Anonymous" on it, and left it on her front porch. She saw it, and called the guy she thought it was from. He said, "You're welcome!" and now they're going out. FML
Today, I brought my girlfriend flowers. All she managed to do was to say, "It’s been a year since you brought me flowers." FML
Today, I bought my crush a bouquet of roses plus one fake. The line was going to be, "I'll stop loving you when the last rose dies." I told my best friend and he thought it was such an amazing idea that he stole the fake rose and gave it to her himself. Guess who got the girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend surprised me with a bouquet of flowers he'd picked himself. This would’ve been romantic, had they not all been Poison Hemlock. FML
Today, I received a bouquet of flowers from my boyfriend, which is something he's never done before. Unfortunately, this was his way of apologizing for cheating on me. FML
Today, I had a fight with my boyfriend over a girl he is close to. He later arrived with flowers for what I thought was an apology. He was actually breaking up with me; the flowers were for her, he just didn't want to leave them in the car. FML
Today, my girlfriend returned home from a several week vacation with family. Instead of a happy reunion, I was terribly emasculated, publicly, for bringing flowers that "weren't as pretty as all the other couples' in baggage claim." FML
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Top comments
stormstarcj 12
Someone needs to step up in the romance department. Although, she probably bought them herself.
zeon492 13
Damn. What a asshole fyl.
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Comments (121)
yesrod 4
Dump her
saeds 14
If that's what it takes for you to think of buying her flowers then you're definitely lacking in the romance department, OP.
Sea_shelle 12
It's upsetting that she's so quick to be won over by someone else when you two are already together. Time to step up the game I think!!
PassGass 5
If you like it, then you should have put a ring on it... As far as I am concerned, free for all!
TogeBara 12
you would be a horrid friend to have and extremely untrustworthy.
justash12 10
Get her some flowers, sometimes girls just want flowers. They make us smile!
caitlinbblack 14
Or she sent them to herself to make you think that its an admirer so you'd get a hint.
heliophobia 13
I don't think that material objects are really that important, but the gesture is what makes the impression. Why not get her flowers? She might think you are taking her for granted and are not worth getting flowers for. She comes home with flowers from an admirer, and you basically complain that someone else is making you look bad, they've succeeded. Why not surprise her with something romantic? If you love your girlfriend, you should stop complaining that someone is making you look bad and prove to her that they're wrong.
Blavock 12
Time to find the dick that gave her the flowers and kick his ass
KimmyCupZ 21
Maybe she is just telling you that you have been lacking when it comes to romance. Up your game a little and do something that this guy cannot, surprise her with the things she loves. Prove yourself and she will forget about that other guy.
SizzlePink 4
did you buy them? if so awww if not shes got a point