Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later came into the T-Mobile that I work at to return the Sidekick that I bought for her. I had to transfer her account to a new Iphone. She got the Iphone from her new boyfriend, who works across the street from me. FML
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Today, I walked into a T-Mobile store to get a new phone. I wanted all of my numbers on my new phone, but the customer service rep had to transfer them. He said jokingly, "I understand. You don't want to lose your girlfriend's number." My girlfriend and I broke up two days ago. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML
Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to give her my phone's passcode. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, I was at AT&T getting my phone fixed. At one point, the salesman said, "You should see this." It was a text message from some girl apologizing for sleeping with my boyfriend for the past four months, and telling me that they were moving him out of our apartment. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while placing her order. I work as a Drive-Thru cashier at McDonalds. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML
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Neottia 0
5 & 6, he said the store across the street, why would there be 2 T-mobiles across the street from each other.. it was an AT&T store.
hamzy 0
Depressing.. :( You'll find better!
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Comments (229)
blankslate 0
She's gonna break up with him for a car salesman. Don't worry.
my_fml_account 2
in todays FML, nobody seems to know T-mobile does in fact offer iPhone service. In germany for example. The world extends beyond the USA.
genius_man16 1
#34 WHAT?? ARE YOU SERIOUS!? LIES!!! AMERICA IS EVERYTHING AND NO ONE ELSE MATTERS!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! PATRIOTISMM!!!!
Baytheshark 14
Your picture goes perfectly with what you said. Hehe...
99Rage 0
Dude..you know why she did that right? to try and make you jealous. she's a worthless bitch. sleep with her sister..or her mom, if shes a cougar. Bahaa. either way, you win.
notmuch 0
#34, I am German, but live in the States, and didn't know that. Stuff like that doesn't make the news headlines here, you know?
beebeeL 1
um THANK YOU #4 !!! GOLDDIGGEERRRR . dnt worry bout her she'll get hers .
Holly_GoLightly 0
Yeah Iphone> Sidekick That sucks though
lindsayylou 0
Well that just sucks, but she's a bitch for rubbing it in your face. For everyone who doesn't know, yes iPhones can be used on T-Mobile service, and in the U.S.
perfectwinds 0
Gold digger!!!!!!
juggyjones 0
34, yes i know it extends beyond the usa because i live in canada. we don't have either t-moblie or at&t here.