Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later came into the T-Mobile that I work at to return the Sidekick that I bought for her. I had to transfer her account to a new Iphone. She got the Iphone from her new boyfriend, who works across the street from me. FML
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Today, I walked into a T-Mobile store to get a new phone. I wanted all of my numbers on my new phone, but the customer service rep had to transfer them. He said jokingly, "I understand. You don't want to lose your girlfriend's number." My girlfriend and I broke up two days ago. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML
Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to give her my phone's passcode. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, I was at AT&T getting my phone fixed. At one point, the salesman said, "You should see this." It was a text message from some girl apologizing for sleeping with my boyfriend for the past four months, and telling me that they were moving him out of our apartment. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while placing her order. I work as a Drive-Thru cashier at McDonalds. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML
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Neottia 0
5 & 6, he said the store across the street, why would there be 2 T-mobiles across the street from each other.. it was an AT&T store.
hamzy 0
Depressing.. :( You'll find better!
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lmmmr 0
#15 - I am a grammar nazi and an iphone user, and you can STFU. Apple has no influence over the dictionary, and until it is accepted into either oxford or encyclopedia brittanica with specific capitalization rules, it is correct so long as the letters are in order. Iphones can be unlocked to work with other service providers. This is not the same as jailbreaking. Unlocking your iphone goes against your warantee, jailbreaking does not.
DamienTheRabbit 0
Wow, that sounds just like a sitcom.
Dorque 0
I strongly, STRONGLY doubt that's the reason she broke up with you. She got a new phone, needed her number transferred. She just got the phone and had to go to a T-Mobile store to get the number transferred. You happened to be working in the store right across the way. Makes sense to me. I don't think I'd wait for hours or go across the city on the off-chance your feelings might be hurt by asking you to do your job. Sorry, but no sympathy here.
Lou_Briccant 0
#75, OP never said why she dumped him.
kspy 0
So maybe I'm out of the loop, but what is the difference between an unlocked phone and a jailbreak phone?
pearls 0
Sounds like she'll just go wherever there's a nice phone! Just kidding, I can't see that's why anyone would break up with someone. Still, it's not nice
wowfmlife 0
Dude sidekicks are awesome! I have a sidekick LX and I'm using it right now to post this comment :) I guess its better off that your not with her now, #4 got it
retsnomeitak 0
lol this sounds like the plot to a bad movie "kiosks!"
CandyApple 0
firstly...who would want to give up a sidekick!?
takemeaway10 0
I wanted to click YDI simply because you work for T-Mobile..... but I think you've been through enough.