Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later came into the T-Mobile that I work at to return the Sidekick that I bought for her. I had to transfer her account to a new Iphone. She got the Iphone from her new boyfriend, who works across the street from me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I walked into a T-Mobile store to get a new phone. I wanted all of my numbers on my new phone, but the customer service rep had to transfer them. He said jokingly, "I understand. You don't want to lose your girlfriend's number." My girlfriend and I broke up two days ago. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML
Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school. FML
Quite right
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to give her my phone's passcode. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Great timing
Today, I was at AT&T getting my phone fixed. At one point, the salesman said, "You should see this." It was a text message from some girl apologizing for sleeping with my boyfriend for the past four months, and telling me that they were moving him out of our apartment. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while placing her order. I work as a Drive-Thru cashier at McDonalds. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML
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Neottia 0
5 & 6, he said the store across the street, why would there be 2 T-mobiles across the street from each other.. it was an AT&T store.
hamzy 0
Depressing.. :( You'll find better!
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Comments (229)
kotmfu 5
she has an iphone.. she is obviously an idiot
mellowyellowww 0
ahhhhhhhhhhhahahahha lame. she's just using you dudes for your phone connections, wowwies. :/
Failed_Love 0
You can transfer all your information from one phone company to another so that you don't have to change your phone number which is a hassle. And OP your ex maybe just wanted to return the phone for the money back. Either way this is really bad and you deserve a lot better. Btw Sidekick LX is amazing!
lillyass 0
phone *****! #4 - excellent!
noshitsherlock 0
YOU DESERVE IT for going for a ghetto, loser, moocher
Roofus 0
T-Mobile and AT&T are both GSM, so an unlocked iPhone can be used on either. More likely though, she simply had her number ported to AT&T. You don't have to do that in person, so the only reason she would go down to the T-Mobile store is to stick it to the guy.
bella_brasil 0
Well.. I got a sidekick and im dying to switch for the iPhone so i don't blame her on that. Other then that,she's a bitch though! You can definitely find better. And don't buy gfs cellphones anymore :)
dan81892 2
wasn't there a FML a while ago where some guy going to medical school got dumped because the girl started dating a guy who worked at a T-Mobile Kiosk?
hawaiianxpunchx3 0
yeah well the sidekick sucks. I have an iphone and would pick it over the sidekick any day.
Vagrarian 2
Your ex was callous and insensitive. You are lucky she's out of your life. And wait a little while before getting your next gal a phone, like six months.