Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later came into the T-Mobile that I work at to return the Sidekick that I bought for her. I had to transfer her account to a new Iphone. She got the Iphone from her new boyfriend, who works across the street from me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked into a T-Mobile store to get a new phone. I wanted all of my numbers on my new phone, but the customer service rep had to transfer them. He said jokingly, "I understand. You don't want to lose your girlfriend's number." My girlfriend and I broke up two days ago. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML
Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to give her my phone's passcode. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, I was at AT&T getting my phone fixed. At one point, the salesman said, "You should see this." It was a text message from some girl apologizing for sleeping with my boyfriend for the past four months, and telling me that they were moving him out of our apartment. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while placing her order. I work as a Drive-Thru cashier at McDonalds. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML
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Neottia 0
5 & 6, he said the store across the street, why would there be 2 T-mobiles across the street from each other.. it was an AT&T store.
hamzy 0
Depressing.. :( You'll find better!
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love_bug09 0
sounds like she was using for the best phone now a different one has come out at the other place so now she using him....i dont think you really lost anything there
MissCajun 0
You'll find better I'm sure.
aback 5
Sounds like you dodged a bullet on that one. Just think--you could have married her and learned what misery is *really* all about.
save_me_08 0
Just wait until she wants a nice big screen TV. She'll probably end up having a threesome with the Geek Squad guy and the FIOS guys, or whoever she chooses to get cable from.
revezone 0
lmao... she said t mobile sucks im dating at&t now. that sucks tho man.. screw her anyway just find urself a grl worth ur time .. and ur sidekick
GeneralBE 0
dude they could totally make a commercial out of that.
lkern_fml 0
This seems fake because you cant put an iphone on tmobile and you could just switch sim cards and not have the accound changed
purplestuff_fml 0
Gold digging bitch who isn't worth your time.
deaditegirl 0
Your ex is a phone-*****. You're better off without her. But iPhone > Sidekick, for sure.
pinion_fml 0
this just sounds fake, like something you'd see in a commercial