Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later came into the T-Mobile that I work at to return the Sidekick that I bought for her. I had to transfer her account to a new Iphone. She got the Iphone from her new boyfriend, who works across the street from me. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I walked into a T-Mobile store to get a new phone. I wanted all of my numbers on my new phone, but the customer service rep had to transfer them. He said jokingly, "I understand. You don't want to lose your girlfriend's number." My girlfriend and I broke up two days ago. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML
Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to give her my phone's passcode. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, I was at AT&T getting my phone fixed. At one point, the salesman said, "You should see this." It was a text message from some girl apologizing for sleeping with my boyfriend for the past four months, and telling me that they were moving him out of our apartment. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while placing her order. I work as a Drive-Thru cashier at McDonalds. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML
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Neottia 0
5 & 6, he said the store across the street, why would there be 2 T-mobiles across the street from each other.. it was an AT&T store.
hamzy 0
Depressing.. :( You'll find better!
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Comments (229)
24788 7
That's kind of a bummer, but women like to shop.
Rainman1310 0
And she probably gets unlimited txting...That's tough Pal.
ozymandias_fml 0
YYL indeed. Thankfully you can always apply for a better job and quit your McJob at some point if you work hard. Why all the extra details about your girlfriend, though?
BaldOuting 0
that girl sure moves on fast.
notmuch 0
Since when can you transfer a T-Mobile account to an I Phone?
Lolrus 0
#4, thats exactly what i was thinking! XD that girl is a gold digger. better off without her.
bonafidehustler 0
Don't worry, soon she'll dump her new boyfriend for the guy working at the Blackberry kiosk too.
soiree_fml 0
She's a sad excuse for a gold digger--a real gold digger knows that she doesn't go for a flipping phone, she goes for the paper.
biancagolden 0
#15 calm down. You knew what they were talking about.
Bryan_Z 0
Honestly, try dating genuine people...and not gold diggers.