Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over the phone, after having left me to look after her dog while she went on a 2-week vacation with her family. Now I have to choose between paying for a kennel for her damn dog or taking care of it every day until she gets back. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to talk. She just got back from a small vacation, and she'd asked me to feed her dogs while she was gone, so I did. I even stayed with them at times so they wouldn't get lonely. My girlfriend had come over to break up with me. She didn't do so earlier because she needed her dogs fed. FML
Today, my girlfriend canceled our date I've been looking forward to all week because her dog was having puppies. She doesn't have a dog. FML
Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML
Today, my fiancé and I broke up, and he won't answer my calls or texts. I don't want him back; he has my dog. FML
Today, it's been 3 weeks since my girlfriend of 5 years stopped answering any calls or texts. I sent her a long email for closure (for me) only to get a response that she's on vacation. I had no idea she was going away and I don't know what I did. Time to get another dog and be done with "love" for good. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML
Today, I went to pick up my dog from a friend's place since she agreed to watch him while I went out of state for Spring Break. I arrived at her apartment. She’s gone and the apartment was vacated. She won’t answer her phone or texts, and vanished from all social media. I’m still making payments on the dog. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because her mom said she would buy her a pug if she did. I got dumped for a dog, and an ugly one for that matter. FML
Today, my wife of seven years told me that she doesn't trust me with dog-sitting her dog while she leaves to spend Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Year's with her family. She ended up calling someone she "trusts" to take care of her dog while I spend the holidays by myself. FML
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cutycat136 28
Just take it to one of her closest relatives and tell them they'll have to take care of it until she's back because you're leaving.
sandraw1 22
Not stealing - taking care of it for an indefinite periode of time :)
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Comments (279)
neonpachyderm 13
If she's not your GF anymore, the dog isn't your problem anymore. OTOH, if you think y'all might work it out, don't do anything rash.
worldclassrager 41
She left you...so leave the dog...I know it sounds inhumane but you are no longer with her so the dog is no longer your priory...
FalloutScrolls 25
The dog did nothing wrong and certainly nothing worth being abandoned for. So yes, what you seem to be suggesting sounds terribly inhumane. Why punish the innocent?
Axel5238 29
It is because it was left in his care. So he is responsible to what happens to the dog and can be sued over it or depending what he does charged with animal cruelty if he abandons the dog and taking to a pound would also get the OP in trouble.
NachoCandy 10
put that bastard into a kennel
FalloutScrolls 25
Take care of the dog. Be the better person about this whole ordeal, have a drink or four(if you're old enough), and do your best to put this behind you. And just think, 2 weeks from now is the last time you'll have to deal with that burdensome, cowardly bitch.
gunzerker 8
Who says you have to keep paying it?
sorainu 18
Take it to a no-kill shelter and say it was a stray.
Ted_brosby 4
Put it down. Bring on the down votes.
Ted_brosby 4
Like i said. FML.
dansco 25
Like the dog? Keep it Don't like it, leave it with food and water with only her bedroom open. It's gotta go somewhere lol
Joshawott 21
Your ex-girlfriend may be in the wrong here but the dog has done nothing wrong, so be the better man and take care of it.
Rodville 28
Take it to the pound. Dumb of her to expect you to watch it after a breakup.