Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she met someone else on World of Warcraft. I've been paying for her subscription. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, after six months of dating, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because my "obsession" of being on the computer and playing games all the time was cutting into "our time". She then told me to "get a life" and never wanted to see me again. She told me all of this on WoW. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me with a message that I had to pay $1 to see. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out I play video games. No, not that I play too many video games or have an addiction to video games. Just that I play them, period. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML
Today, I tried to prove to my girlfriend how much I've matured and that our relationship comes before anything else in my life. So I went to delete my character in World of Warcraft. I tried to confirm it, but I couldn't, breaking down in tears instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I was having an affair in The Elder Scrolls Online. While ranting to my online elf husband, he got upset that I had a real life boyfriend and dumped me too. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I canceled my Gamefly account. Seems that was the only thing keeping us together. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
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Top comments
karimkz 0
dude this is so sad... for both of u
Sylverstone 2
Wow. That's just sad. Cancel the subscription for revenge?
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Comments (283)
iidazzle 0
bahaha shes deffinetly a troll dude dont trip xD
Neverafter 14
Damn that /flirt!
archijs 0
It looks like The fail **puts on glasses* is cataclysm-ic ... YEEEAAAAAAH
enoughgrace 4
I admit, I laughed at that!
jimmayboy 0
You're better off without someone who plays that craphole of a game anyway. May she burn in hell with her new fat, ugly pig of a boyfriend.
Eunomia_fml 0
That's so ignorant of you to say.
sweetGApeach420 0
haha. sucks for you. but now you can get a gf thats not a total loser. theres a bright side to every situation :)
dashilis 1
only if he's prot specced, they're the ones that get all the pussy.
Neverafter 14
Duh, no one wants to wait in a 45 minute dps que :o
ShadyFTW1 0
98 knows what's up.
Eunomia_fml 0
The instances aren't even that good :(
tschell 0
98 your hot let's do it
ipapix 0
wow, shes retarded
xmarkstheheart 0
I hope they make World of Warcraft and all similar online ilk illegal. And I hope you cancelled her account. Socializing is something you can only do in person. That online shit really needs to go! It's not real (literally)--and that includes the so-called "relationships" that people trick themselves into believing they've formed there. People need to stop "meeting" other people AT or IN games, and go back to starting up real life games with people they already know. I know that won't stop assholes like your ex from cheating, but it's a start. FYL.
Sinkhole 26
Since the dictionary says that socialise means "to mix socially with others", I take it that it is possible to do it online. It sure makes a lot of sense to make something illegal just because you don't agree with it! If we all "go back to starting up real life games with people they already know", then we'll never meet anyone new. I don't know about you, but I like meeting new people, whether it is online or offline.
TheDrifter 24
I take it you're not a fan of online dating sites either? You select people you want to meet irl online with them too.
defguy 0
Cut off her World of Warcraft subscription and see how long that relationship lasts! You're better off without her if she preferred someone she never met over you. Either that or you were a really lousy partner...
pike1346 3
it is for the best. what a crappy game