Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she met someone else on World of Warcraft. I've been paying for her subscription. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after six months of dating, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because my "obsession" of being on the computer and playing games all the time was cutting into "our time". She then told me to "get a life" and never wanted to see me again. She told me all of this on WoW. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me with a message that I had to pay $1 to see. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out I play video games. No, not that I play too many video games or have an addiction to video games. Just that I play them, period. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML
Today, I tried to prove to my girlfriend how much I've matured and that our relationship comes before anything else in my life. So I went to delete my character in World of Warcraft. I tried to confirm it, but I couldn't, breaking down in tears instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I was having an affair in The Elder Scrolls Online. While ranting to my online elf husband, he got upset that I had a real life boyfriend and dumped me too. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I canceled my Gamefly account. Seems that was the only thing keeping us together. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
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Top comments
karimkz 0
dude this is so sad... for both of u
Sylverstone 2
Wow. That's just sad. Cancel the subscription for revenge?
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Comments (283)
bigantennaemay 3
first of all, why would you even pay for HER world of warcraft account? second of all, she played world of warcraft, so consider yourself lucky you're no longer with her. Find someone better; there are plenty of better people out there. Most of 'em are taken, true, but not all, so good luck.
tkgenki 2
sorry to hear this.
Morpheus414 0
Stop paying.
Azull_fml 8
Lol. I used to play World of Warcraft... when I was like 12. Met a nice guy that helped me out and gave me stuff. i asked him his age and hee turned out to be 30 something. I stopped playing after that.>_>
Pinkanani 12
Hey Azull, you didn't play on ravencest at one point with that name, did you? If so, you were on my friends list before I transferred, haha.
imrpowers 2
yaaa shes probably really weird for playing wow and flirting with guys on there...
SneakherHead 5
Nerds SMH
ILoveMyXbox 0
Start playing it.
hollylollyxoxo 0
I met my boyfriend on WoW... it's great because we already have something in common (gaming) and we started out by being great friends... no pressure =)
TypoH 7
looks like WoW pleasures her more.
TypoH 7
correction : Looks like real man pleasure her more.