Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she met someone else on World of Warcraft. I've been paying for her subscription. FML
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Today, after six months of dating, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because my "obsession" of being on the computer and playing games all the time was cutting into "our time". She then told me to "get a life" and never wanted to see me again. She told me all of this on WoW. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me with a message that I had to pay $1 to see. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out I play video games. No, not that I play too many video games or have an addiction to video games. Just that I play them, period. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML
Today, I tried to prove to my girlfriend how much I've matured and that our relationship comes before anything else in my life. So I went to delete my character in World of Warcraft. I tried to confirm it, but I couldn't, breaking down in tears instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I was having an affair in The Elder Scrolls Online. While ranting to my online elf husband, he got upset that I had a real life boyfriend and dumped me too. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I canceled my Gamefly account. Seems that was the only thing keeping us together. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
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Top comments
karimkz 0
dude this is so sad... for both of u
Sylverstone 2
Wow. That's just sad. Cancel the subscription for revenge?
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Comments (283)
Travis420 0
Hes probably going to get raped by a 48 year old man who will kidnap him and hold him in Mexico. 4 years later he will turn up with a new name, dyed hair, and pale skin somewhere in Nebraska at a local supermarket. He will be rescued but will live life with no soul or emotion due to the severe emotional and physical damage. So don't worry, he will get what is coming to him.
Skye_Child 0
Are yo still paying for it???? Lucky you aint give her a ring or something. You didn't notice she was talking to other guys??? Wow okae.
CartoonZack 3
...wow...
ThatAZN 0
You just hope that he is probably a 40 year old virgin shaman.
akaroth 0
she must have been a whorde ;)
morganhchs 5
Pathetic.
marebear347 1
oh the irony.
akna5000 0
can you pay for mine hahahahahahahah jk I don't play that shit. sorry sir.
sarahbau 0
I know I'm not going to be able to change anyone's mind about WoW, or gamers in general, buy why do so many people think that A) anyone who games is a loser with no social life, and B) that no girls play games (or if they do, they're fat and/or ugly? I run a game center where people come to hang out and play games together. Gaming is a social activity for most people (gasp!). We see people making new friends all the time due to shared interests. Contrary to what non-gamers would like to believe, most of our customers do things other than play games. They go to school, have jobs, go to parties, watch football, etc. None (that I know of) live in their mother's basement. Also, in a state with a 30% obesity rate, almost all of our customers are skinny.
ItsAuTumnSir 0
the lesson here is don't pay for your girlfriends account thing.