Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she met someone else on World of Warcraft. I've been paying for her subscription. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after six months of dating, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because my "obsession" of being on the computer and playing games all the time was cutting into "our time". She then told me to "get a life" and never wanted to see me again. She told me all of this on WoW. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me with a message that I had to pay $1 to see. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out I play video games. No, not that I play too many video games or have an addiction to video games. Just that I play them, period. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML
Today, I tried to prove to my girlfriend how much I've matured and that our relationship comes before anything else in my life. So I went to delete my character in World of Warcraft. I tried to confirm it, but I couldn't, breaking down in tears instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I was having an affair in The Elder Scrolls Online. While ranting to my online elf husband, he got upset that I had a real life boyfriend and dumped me too. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I canceled my Gamefly account. Seems that was the only thing keeping us together. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
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Top comments
karimkz 0
dude this is so sad... for both of u
Sylverstone 2
Wow. That's just sad. Cancel the subscription for revenge?
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Comments (283)
ky765 0
win her back with ur legendary weapons
stevenmx86 8
Well, time to cut her off!
catkat1988 17
Look, losing your relationship always sucks, but you can't blame it on a computer game, and definitely not on the fact that you were the one who paid for said game. If she was willing to leave you for someone she met while playing WoW, then she was probably not all that committed to your relationship in the first place, which means that you were essentially wasting your time trying to make the relationship work in the first place by buying her stuff like computer game subscriptions. Just sayin'...
No_LoveMM 3
THANK YOU!!!
bluepheonix 0
Ouch. but true
AaronG85 0
fyl n fhl but dude any chick that plays wow isn't worth it get a real girl
tschell 0
81 fyl jerk
Pinkanani 12
That's a little harsh #81. I play wow, surely my husband would disagree that I'm a waste of time.
Pinkanani 12
*correction* "Worth it"
wtfimnotgay 0
meh, hack her account sell all of her equipment . And get rid of the gold. Sell mounts as well
arkumx 3
well quit paying and then they won't be together for very long.
DVecc 0
...your girlfriend was playing WoW... seriously? how ugly is she?
Emerant 0
She said ugly, not fat...
The_Dude_Abides_ 0
lol@54 nobody said fat only ugly but your profile says you play wow hahaha thanks for telling the world your fat and ugly....
The_Dude_Abides_ 0
lol@54 nobody said fat only ugly but your profile says you play wow hahaha thanks for telling the world your fat and ugly....
The_Dude_Abides_ 0
lol@54 nobody said fat only ugly but your profile says you play wow hahaha thanks for telling the world your fat and ugly....
The_Dude_Abides_ 0
lol@54 nobody said fat only ugly but your profile says you play wow hahaha thanks for telling the world your fat and ugly....
Cyosaric 0
You look like a dumb ni**3r.
Withired_Away 0
you don't have to be ugly to play wow I know a very popular attractive girl on my school who plays, hell I was in her guild for abit, assuming people who play wow are ugly is like assuming all Asian people like noodles. never assume.
DocBastard 40
Cyosaric, I agree with your profile info that states you can be a real dick. However, that doesn't give you the right to use offensive racial slurs. If I were a moderator, I would moderate your comment and shove the banhammer so far up your ass you can ******* taste it. **** you, **** you, and just when you think you're done being ******, **** you again. Asshole.
No_LoveMM 3
Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the civil rights meeting.
iSpasticFantasti 14
Christ sakes, I play WoW you assumptious bastard and don't you go putting me down, I'm perfectly fine the way I am.
aliaskis 3
I play WoW as well, and I am neither ugly nor fat. Though I do think the majority of people who play are ugly or fat or both, because I think the majority of people who exist are ugly or fat or both. Interestingly, Doc, I was watching a movie on cable last night and they bleeped out the F word (which I say occasionally) but didn't bleep out the N word (which I don't ever say). I wonder if it's a regional thing to think it's okay to say it because where I'm from no one does, and where my husband is from everyone does.
DocBastard 40
Aliaskis - that is interesting. In my opinion, that's a slur you just don't use. I think it's ridiculous that some black people still use it with each other, but I've heard the argument that when they use it, it is empowering because it takes the power of it away. It seems a flimsy argument to me, but then again I'm not black.
I8aburrito 2
I'm asian and I rove noodles!!
yummcookie 0
My girlfriend and I both play it, and she's smoking hot. Attractive women can have interests in games too, but admittedly it is rarer
lordcaliburx 0
so many contradictions in this FM. girlfriend and world of warcraft. girlfriend and money is another.
Iskaria 0
I'm my boyfriend (now fiancé)'s guildmaster... so not really. (ps: I buy my own gametime)
LoonyPheebs 0
FYL for being broken up with. YDI for paying her subscription. FYL cancels out YDI, so I'm neutral.
Quasar55_fml 18
If she was stupid enough to break a relationship for someone she has never met IRL (hope he's fat ugly & dirty :D), then you are probably better without her
Leeka 0
The guy she met was probably a 30 year old fat, smelly, no life lol
Gunz24 0
yup. lol jokes on her. give it time
xstolix 1
Like the guy from south park hahaha