Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she met someone else on World of Warcraft. I've been paying for her subscription. FML
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Today, after six months of dating, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because my "obsession" of being on the computer and playing games all the time was cutting into "our time". She then told me to "get a life" and never wanted to see me again. She told me all of this on WoW. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me with a message that I had to pay $1 to see. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out I play video games. No, not that I play too many video games or have an addiction to video games. Just that I play them, period. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML
Today, I tried to prove to my girlfriend how much I've matured and that our relationship comes before anything else in my life. So I went to delete my character in World of Warcraft. I tried to confirm it, but I couldn't, breaking down in tears instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I was having an affair in The Elder Scrolls Online. While ranting to my online elf husband, he got upset that I had a real life boyfriend and dumped me too. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I canceled my Gamefly account. Seems that was the only thing keeping us together. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
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karimkz 0
dude this is so sad... for both of u
Sylverstone 2
Wow. That's just sad. Cancel the subscription for revenge?
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Comments (283)
kamm94 0
lol wat a freak!!
snegec 7
Even though she'll still be able to communicate with the guy, move her character to another server, change its faction and name. Best do it on a public computer. Also cancel your credit card right afterwards, claiming your wallet was JUST stolen and demand a refund on all costs incurred on it. Win:win.
supernerd352 7
lol. whats her name/realm ill ban her moderatots rule and FYL
5upernova 3
Cancel the subscription. If she comes back, don't accept her.
Cypherrr 13
That's ******. She'd rather go with someone who could be a creep and she doesn't know in person than be with someone physically there? You'll find someone better, OP. :]
chris0513 0
cancel the account !!!
Gunz24 0
what's the point of WoW? I've never played, but apparently people play for a reason. can't be that fun. I saw the south park episode of it and I think it's dumb to pretend to be a wizard or elf and walk around in play land making fake money and collecting useless crap. #161 says ' what do you do that's so awesome ?' I fight in the non fantasy . and there's no start over button or whatever on my game. but I shouldn't take her rant personal , cause I'm not talking shut. I seriously want someone to explain to me the point of playing WoW.
ciudatzika 2
It is THAT fun. :)
Kawaiichan42 3
Some people just like fantasy MMO's. For others, it's a way to escape a reality where maybe they aren't very good at anything and they're really good at playing a certain class or something. It's also a great way for socially awkward people to make friends in a way that's comfortable for them. What I don't understand is why everybody rips so badly on people who play WoW. They like it, it's fun, and as long as they can maintain healthy relationships with those around them, it's not going to hurt them. I'm sure they don't understand why you like to do whatever it is you do for fun.
KusanagiStyle 3
That's like... Having a girlfriend who likes crack, and you feed her addiction. Then she leaves you for the drug dealer who beats her, but all she needs to do is suck a dick for crack =| Shouldn't have done it until you paid the dowry to her family.
buckmaster333 0
if your desperate enough to date somebody on world of war craft you don't have a life to **** so don't worry about it too much
princessjasmine2_fml 0
Maybe you could like...challenge him to a duel or something?