Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she met someone else on World of Warcraft. I've been paying for her subscription. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, after six months of dating, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because my "obsession" of being on the computer and playing games all the time was cutting into "our time". She then told me to "get a life" and never wanted to see me again. She told me all of this on WoW. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me with a message that I had to pay $1 to see. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out I play video games. No, not that I play too many video games or have an addiction to video games. Just that I play them, period. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML
Today, I tried to prove to my girlfriend how much I've matured and that our relationship comes before anything else in my life. So I went to delete my character in World of Warcraft. I tried to confirm it, but I couldn't, breaking down in tears instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I was having an affair in The Elder Scrolls Online. While ranting to my online elf husband, he got upset that I had a real life boyfriend and dumped me too. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I canceled my Gamefly account. Seems that was the only thing keeping us together. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
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Top comments
karimkz 0
dude this is so sad... for both of u
Sylverstone 2
Wow. That's just sad. Cancel the subscription for revenge?
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Comments (283)
ShrukiantheMad 0
Ouch man.. hide her authenticator :P that would keep her from playing ever again.. Assuming she has one.
chasrinvader 0
just add if she didn't :)
deeters 0
win for the guy who stole ur gf
locachick101 0
damn that's really mess up and sad for both of you, well mostly her..
MeyMeyChan 6
You just lost the game. :D!
Hayman68 4
16 - you suck 21 - you clearly didn't get it
Gunz24 0
dammit ! I'm deployed and the 'Game' still follows me. l
_streets_ 19
u suck :/
carcinogan 0
cancel the sub easy as that. say she's been stealing insta-ban
xX_LilSammie_Xx 4
No no no. hack your way into her account and DESTROY EVERYTHING!!!!
carcinogan 0
lol steal from the guild bank and just ruin her life. dang I love that idea..destroy everything!
coballan55 0
he's prolly a a duel spec paladin... they are such an op broken race it's hard not to fall in love with them...
smr167 6
did you just bring your WoW crap to FML? yep you did. FYL
gabinel1 0
cobalan is a neeerrdd
No_LoveMM 3
I agree coballan
No_LoveMM 3
I agree coballan
larocquee20 0
how could someone talk about WoW on damn FML's:P i agree with them, straight up gamer nerd :P
kpolice 0
Maybe if you start playing and kick his ass in the game you could win her back.
gabinel1 0
ur ugly
InfiniteSecret 20
Why would they want someone like that back. They seem like a horrible persob
Doortje 30
YDI for paying for her subscription to such a lame game. It's pretty stupid to pay for WoW in the first place, let alone for someone else.
denbeste 3
actually, many highly educated people play wow, not because they are "addicted" (try playing Second Life it's the most addicting game so far). but because they like that it has the cartoon style look which makes them remind their childhood, watching those good old cartoons on tv with the family. WoW may be stupid for you, but try to see it from both sides.
CloudEnvy 17
I've seen it from both sides. It's still stupid.
soldier4life_88 0
ha ha 35 WIN
No_LoveMM 3
If I saw you from both sides, you would still be stupid.
The_Dude_Abides_ 0
lol@60 for trying to clown on someone you failed good job FYL YDI
denbeste 3
two fails. Keep it coming. :)
No_LoveMM 3
67- Your comment is very unintelligent.
denbeste 3
fail more?:)
Iskaria 0
WoW is good as it's got so many aspects of gameplay and you can go any direction, PvE/PvP, Horde/Alli, 12 races, 10 classes, 3 expansions, I'm not even going to count the zones (I'd have to include vanilla so, no)... It's progressive and you don't have to be the best to enjoy gameplay. ^^
cosmos390 0
wow, WoW is something were everything is the opposite just like most RPGs it's complicated because most of the time it's not fun but still you play it for some unexplained reason
ManicGypsy 22
I'm assuming you know her password, just get on her account and sell all her stuff very cheaply. Or even just give it away. Or stand in major city and start offering all her items for sale for real life cash, so her account gets banned. Either way, it's all fun. And off course stop paying for her subscription.
cosmos390 0
YAYZZZZZ
akaroth 0
better yet, delete all of her characters that'll show her
ShadyFTW1 0
Gotta say, I dig the pic girl, but I doubt the mods will let you keep it up for long.