Love: Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say...

By fucklife - 16/04/2013 18:13 - United States - Washington

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML

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You deserved it 5 203

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By .... - 24/12/2013 02:48 - United States - Modesto

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML

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By iGotSkill - 31/10/2009 01:32 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her mom who had passed away years ago told her that I was cheating on her, telepathically. FML

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You deserved it 2 901

By heartbroken - 22/01/2010 01:18 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML

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You deserved it 114 102

By kukadaman - 15/03/2010 06:19 - United States

Today, I came home to hear my girlfriend break up with me, over the answering machine, with my entire family in the room. FML

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You deserved it 2 387

By Face_loser - 24/11/2009 08:11 - United States

Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend on her request because she "didn't have the heart to do it." Within twenty minutes I'd received 4 calls from mutual friends, including my best friend, telling me what a jerk I am. And one from my mom. FML

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You deserved it 5 240

By Anonymous - 03/07/2014 04:53 - United States - Muncie

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. After breaking the news to my parents, I heard my dad mutter when I left, "Damn it, I liked her better than him." My mother didn't protest. FML

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You deserved it 13 203

By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 14:49 - United States

Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML

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You deserved it 3 166

By Anonymous - 01/03/2009 20:02 - United States

Today, I got a phone call from my mother asking me if I was okay. Confused, I asked her what she meant. She then told me that my boyfriend had broken up with me, and she just wanted to make sure I was handling it alright. I had to find out my relationship was over from my mom. FML

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You deserved it 3 698

By anonbob - 08/07/2011 01:28 - New Zealand

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently my mom hates him and doesn't want us to be together. My mom died six years ago. FML

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You deserved it 3 216

By Anonymous - 27/04/2011 08:19 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and her mom dropped me off at home. I told my girlfriend that I love her. She said nothing, then her mom blurted out, "I love you too!" and drove away. FML

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You deserved it 5 581

onerandomtask 14

Tuesday 16 April 2013 23:42

you dont wanna be with a girl that unreasonable and crazy

simplysarcastics 26

Tuesday 16 April 2013 23:43

Wacko girlfriend... If she's that silly then i approve that break up.

Comments

zilla52 12

Wednesday 17 April 2013 2:13

you're better off finding. someone. that trust you

sikunt89_fml 16

Wednesday 17 April 2013 2:23

Meh, another crazy you have successfully alienated, good for you.

aharts 2

Wednesday 17 April 2013 2:40

She cray cray

Kk_Waylen24 21

Wednesday 17 April 2013 2:49

Why wouldn't she believe you? Dumb

CharDee 15

Wednesday 17 April 2013 3:10

Aw...It okay. She ain't worth your time, if she actin that crazy....But if you love her explain to her who you were talking to.

jlynpa 10

Wednesday 17 April 2013 3:11

I love my mom waaaay more then half the guys I've dated! Good riddance to her. She's probably spaz if you bought your mom flowers on Mother's Day. Would she cut in half way threw the mother son dance at your wedding?

Stormdriven37 6

Wednesday 17 April 2013 3:35

Why are people saying the OP deserves it? "Oh YDI for loving your mom." Seriously?

lonelyman36 12

Wednesday 17 April 2013 8:54

Yeah, I know. That's some pretty messed up crap to say he gets a YDI for that.

s_reel16 16

Wednesday 17 April 2013 4:10

You could always explain

01Ben21 10

Wednesday 17 April 2013 4:13

I agree with #1!

vkbdias 9

Wednesday 17 April 2013 4:14

I'm sorry, that sucks. I'm sure she'll come around after realizing her harshness. Plus, it's cute when guys say it to their mums so just stay strong :) you'll be fine mate